Sith have no fear. And I sense much fear in you - Dooku to Ventress.

Started by Light_Sith4 pages
Originally posted by AdamWest
Does anyone else think he peed in her butt?

**** YES!

He peed in her but many, many times.

Ha! I like you noob.

I also think that Sidious Peed in Vader's but daily.

How did that happen?

Well, it is a difficult one.

Vader was his ***** though.

Dude. What the ****?

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Dude. What the ****?

I cannot make out this post.

You spoke with a curse.

Talk with civil words and I shall respond.

I'm on board with the possible Ventress and Dooku affair because that seems probable on the basis that she got gifts.

The Vader and Sids discussion is just crass.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I'm on board with the possible Ventress and Dooku affair because that seems probable on the basis that she got gifts.

The Vader and Sids discussion is just crass.

I am not suggesting that Sidious had a sexual fling with Vader.

Simply pointing out that he could have

This is the point.

It is about power.

I can only imagine that the Count lied because he was sexing the hot girl.

Like I said, the Count possibly had tapped Ventress already. Whether or not he used the FEAR line to get some more is questionable.

Sids and Vader. I really don't know. Power or not, I'm sure Sids could have found someone more attractive than Vader. Book a room with a dozen Stormtroopers, I don't care. Anyone other than a mutilated man with a respiratory problem.

Maybe.

Anyhow, the Count Lied.

One of his many trades, I'm sure.

Hmp

When I some back, I expect better answers.

Fine. Count Dooku lied and he lusted after Ventress.

I think he gave her some cockjustice

I'm out of here.

Originally posted by Light_Sith
**** YES!

He peed in her but many, many times.

Ha! I like you noob.

I also think that Sidious Peed in Vader's but daily.

How did that happen?

Well, it is a difficult one.

Vader was his ***** though.

Dude, wtf. 😐

Originally posted by Rampant ox
Dude, wtf. 😐

+1

Sad to say that is still nowhere near the most random, off-topic, depraved conversation I've ever witnessed.

sad to say this doesnt make the top 1000 most random, off-topic, depraved conversation I've ever witnessed 😬

Originally posted by Tangible God
Sad to say that is still nowhere near the most random, off-topic, depraved conversation I've ever witnessed.

This is not "off-topic".

We are discussing Ventress and Dooku.

If Sidious found his way in, it is still relevant.

Originally posted by AdamWest
I think he gave her some cockjustice

😂 😂 😂

Well, she was incompetent - lost one of his ships to a second rate Actor.

I could see the Count laying down this sort of Justice.

Originally posted by Light_Sith
I am not suggesting that Sidious had a sexual fling with Vader.

Simply pointing out that he could have

This is the point.

It is about power.

I can only imagine that the Count lied because he was sexing the hot girl.

Sidious most certainly would have banged a young Anakin. Picture the Scene where Annie was on his knees and he said Gooooood Anakin. He said the new rule of two I'm giving to you so you can embody my power. What other reason would he have wanted to turn such a youth in his prime? Annie had to have been gay as well. He had 2 kids on the way but chose a Sith Sugar Daddy.

Originally posted by Saber of Death
Sidious most certainly would have banged a young Anakin. Picture the Scene where Annie was on his knees and he said Gooooood Anakin. He said the new rule of two I'm giving to you so you can embody my power. What other reason would he have wanted to turn such a youth in his prime? Annie had to have been gay as well. He had 2 kids on the way but chose a Sith Sugar Daddy.

Good point.

Some people are prudish about this stuff, but Palpatine did have a thing for little boys - just watch ROTJ.

I suspect that his passion drove him toward Anakin - an emo guy like Luke.

Why else would he have wanted to get rid of Dooku and replace him with a bumbling incompetent?