Wheres the god damn hockey?

Started by That ACDC Chick58 pages

Originally posted by V de Fournée
F*CKK MEEE..Came home happy from a track meet cuz I did good...then I turned on my computer and discovered Pens lost..DAMNITT, I didn't even get to watch..

there was a power outage in the second period down in Georgia where the FSN headquarters is located so everyone at home missed the entire second period
me and my dad got worried and real pissed when we found out about Gino's almost goal

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
there was a power outage in the second period down in Georgia where the FSN headquarters is located so everyone at home missed the entire second period
me and my dad got worried and real pissed when we found out about Gino's almost goal

Allow me to summarize the second period:

Crowd wearing muzzles over their mouths
Pens hitting themselves more than the Flyers
Pens handling the puck cleanly on 2% of all passes
Malkin doing his best David Beckham impersonation
Crowd drooling on themselves during REM sleep
Zero Pens forechecking
Flyers backchecking at will
Fans sitting behind Pens bench acting like they'd rather be mowing the yard
Fleury offering nice juicy rebounds
Crosby passes whizzing straight by Pens players, who seemed shocked the puck was coming to them
Fans looking forward to that night's bowel movement

One note for Game 7 (if it happens) and all future playoff games:
Mellon Arena seems to be metal-friendly. How about some more Slayer and even some Pantera during breaks in the action???? From the 2nd period on, I've seen more energy and excitement during a Steelers preseason game.

come on flyers knockout those penguins.

Originally posted by botankus
Allow me to summarize the second period:

Crowd wearing muzzles over their mouths
Pens hitting themselves more than the Flyers
Pens handling the puck cleanly on 2% of all passes
Malkin doing his best David Beckham impersonation
Crowd drooling on themselves during REM sleep
Zero Pens forechecking
Flyers backchecking at will
Fans sitting behind Pens bench acting like they'd rather be mowing the yard
Fleury offering nice juicy rebounds
Crosby passes whizzing straight by Pens players, who seemed shocked the puck was coming to them
Fans looking forward to that night's bowel movement

One note for Game 7 (if it happens) and all future playoff games:
Mellon Arena seems to be metal-friendly. How about some more Slayer and even some Pantera during breaks in the action???? From the 2nd period on, I've seen more energy and excitement during a Steelers preseason game.

😂 Yeah, the flyers have been outplaying the Pens for the last three games. Broken passes, lack of puck control and offensive pressure have been the Pens problem all year. Well, that and shot accuracy. I swear, If Malkin and Crosby can ever hone their accuracy they, both, could out shine the greats. The Pens biggest problem is that they're letting the Flyers beat them on the rush. It is pathetic how much they are getting beaten on the rush. My heart stops anytime that the Flyers begin to move the puck up.

I'm not worried though, i think the Pens will find their chemistry in the face of adversity. That seems to be the biggest problem, internally. That, and i don't think the coach knows what to do with Malkin and Crosby. However, the last coach didn't know what to do with them either. So, he just needs to keep them on separate lines and just let them find themselves and take charge of their own lines. I really think that constantly pairing them up is showing desperation. You can't have two leaders on the same line, especially when one of those leaders (Crosby) is a playmaker who has been trying to take more chances with shooting the puck instead of passing.

Either way, i'm very confident that the Pens will win this series. Even if they don't straighten out their play and come together, Fluery is the much better Goalie and he can, at anytime have a night where he stops 50 shots. Plus, my playoff beard has gotten monsterous 😆

gonna watch the game on NBC with the sound muted and the radio on
stoned

"Slap me silly Sidney!!!"
dood i love Mike Lange! laughcry

now that...was beast!
comin from 3-0 deficit when you arent on home ice?
Pens rock
of course the Flyers were good as well cause they didnt give up till the end

F*CKKKKKKK YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Well, I was at game 6. That is all I have to say. face-plain

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
gonna watch the game on NBC with the sound muted and the radio on
stoned

👆 Hell yeah, that's the way it's done.

Oh my god. dude, seriously. I was about to flip out. I almost lost my shit. 3-0...,what? What is that? wait..,uh oh 3-3. Yeah!!!, now there's the Penguins i'm used to seeing. It's going to take some time to register what happened but i'm good no matter what happens now. Just as long as the Pens beat Philly all is right in the world. Goddamn, i hate Philly people, so dirty so grimy and green 😂 PENS WON!!! yeah 😮‍💨 Scratch my back with a hack saw.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Well, I was at game 6. That is all I have to say. face-plain

That must have been amazing. Did you take a camera with you man?

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
That must have been amazing. Did you take a camera with you man?

No, it was actually a last minute thing. My brothers boss called at like 1:40 saying he had two extra tickets. It was amazing though. It was insanely loud there.

I still don't understand how the Flyers lost that game. 3-0 at home and Carcillo just kicked somebody's ass in a fight then they suddenly forgot how to play hockey. I can see that happening if you lose the fight, but Carcillo dominated that fight.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
👆 Hell yeah, that's the way it's done.

Oh my god. dude, seriously. I was about to flip out. I almost lost my shit. 3-0...,what? What is that? wait..,uh oh 3-3. Yeah!!!, now there's the Penguins i'm used to seeing. It's going to take some time to register what happened but i'm good no matter what happens now. Just as long as the Pens beat Philly all is right in the world. Goddamn, i hate Philly people, so dirty so grimy and green 😂 PENS WON!!! yeah 😮‍💨 Scratch my back with a hack saw.


haermm
my dad wanted to take me to the big screen they have set up outside Mellon Arena but the bastards at NBC wouldnt let them putit up

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Well, I was at game 6. That is all I have to say. face-plain
Originally posted by DanZeke25
No, it was actually a last minute thing. My brothers boss called at like 1:40 saying he had two extra tickets. It was amazing though. It was insanely loud there.

I still don't understand how the Flyers lost that game. 3-0 at home and Carcillo just kicked somebody's ass in a fight then they suddenly forgot how to play hockey. I can see that happening if you lose the fight, but Carcillo dominated that fight.


all it takes is a fight, good or bad to shift the tides
i should probably post my report i did on Hockey fights 😂

Originally posted by DanZeke25
. I can see that happening if you lose the fight, but Carcillo dominated that fight.

I think losing that fight motivated the Pens to kick some ass.

Originally posted by botankus
I think losing that fight motivated the Pens to kick some ass.

agreed

Originally posted by botankus
I think losing that fight motivated the Pens to kick some ass.

I can see that, but I don't see how it motivated the Flyers to play like absolute sh*t. I don't know how the fight made the Penguins step it up and the Flyers step it down. It's like they gave up and thought they had it wrapped up.

hockey

guess i backed the wrong horse in the east, let's go blackhawks beat the canucks in semis and then red wings in the Wfinals and then the bruins in the finals to lift the Stanley Cup.

Hurricanes won! Which means I get to see Ovechkin beat the sh*t out of Crosby. 😛

I hope the Ducks win it all, because Bobby Ryan is the man, and also from Cherry Hill which is 15 minutes away from where I live. 😛

Man, that Canes game was something else. Listening to the excitement on all the radio shows this morning, you would have just thought that N.C. State had won the national championship.

Though I pull for the Pens, I still like to see the Canes do well b/c I live in Raleigh. I was actually hoping for a Rangers win so the Canes and Pens could play and I could see them live.