Wheres the god damn hockey?

Started by botankus58 pages

I was checking out the DevilsRule message board and the comments were exactly what I was expecting:

1) Devils are a disappointing (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) and we would have never expected Marty to let us down. Nooo, not Marty!!!! Our saviouuuuuuur!
2) I'm gonna strangle myself in the shower!!!!
3) Refs cost us the series, I tell ya! Refs! Refs! They scored all the f*cking goals, too!
4) Everyone on the Canes team is from the South and is an inbred!
5) INBRED, INBRED, INBRED hey I've got no original material here except anybody who loves the Canes is an inbred even though I'm from f*cking Jersey. Oh, did i mention all people from the south are inbreds? F#ckin' hilarious!

I live outside of Raleigh in the town of Clayton, and there are 10 houses on my street. Here is where everyone is from: 3 houses from Michigan, 1 house from Long Island, 1 house from upstate New York, 1 house from Georgia, 2 houses from Mexico, 1 house from NC, and I don't know where the other house is from.

Maybe it's just me, but I think they're all inbreds.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Hurricanes won! Which means I get to see Ovechkin beat the sh*t out of Crosby. 😛

I hope the Ducks win it all, because Bobby Ryan is the man, and also from Cherry Hill which is 15 minutes away from where I live. 😛


Obitchkins most likely gonna fizzle out like he did last year awehawe

Originally posted by botankus
Man, that Canes game was something else. Listening to the excitement on all the radio shows this morning, you would have just thought that N.C. State had won the national championship.

Though I pull for the Pens, I still like to see the Canes do well b/c I live in Raleigh. I was actually hoping for a Rangers win so the Canes and Pens could play and I could see them live.

Originally posted by botankus
I was checking out the DevilsRule message board and the comments were exactly what I was expecting:

1) Devils are a disappointing (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) and we would have never expected Marty to let us down. Nooo, not Marty!!!! Our saviouuuuuuur!
2) I'm gonna strangle myself in the shower!!!!
3) Refs cost us the series, I tell ya! Refs! Refs! They scored all the f*cking goals, too!
4) Everyone on the Canes team is from the South and is an inbred!
5) INBRED, INBRED, INBRED hey I've got no original material here except anybody who loves the Canes is an inbred even though I'm from f*cking Jersey. Oh, did i mention all people from the south are inbreds? F#ckin' hilarious!

I live outside of Raleigh in the town of Clayton, and there are 10 houses on my street. Here is where everyone is from: 3 houses from Michigan, 1 house from Long Island, 1 house from upstate New York, 1 house from Georgia, 2 houses from Mexico, 1 house from NC, and I don't know where the other house is from.

Maybe it's just me, but I think they're all inbreds.


HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes!!!

Originally posted by botankus
I was checking out the DevilsRule message board and the comments were exactly what I was expecting:

1) Devils are a disappointing (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) and we would have never expected Marty to let us down. Nooo, not Marty!!!! Our saviouuuuuuur!
2) I'm gonna strangle myself in the shower!!!!
3) Refs cost us the series, I tell ya! Refs! Refs! They scored all the f*cking goals, too!
4) Everyone on the Canes team is from the South and is an inbred!
5) INBRED, INBRED, INBRED hey I've got no original material here except anybody who loves the Canes is an inbred even though I'm from f*cking Jersey. Oh, did i mention all people from the south are inbreds? F#ckin' hilarious!

I live outside of Raleigh in the town of Clayton, and there are 10 houses on my street. Here is where everyone is from: 3 houses from Michigan, 1 house from Long Island, 1 house from upstate New York, 1 house from Georgia, 2 houses from Mexico, 1 house from NC, and I don't know where the other house is from.

Maybe it's just me, but I think they're all inbreds.

And the majority of the Canes team is either Canadian, or from a European nation.

Originally posted by Smasandian
And the majority of the Canes team is either Canadian, or from a European nation.

do you really expect Jersey fans to understand that? awehawe

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
O*****kins most likely gonna fizzle out like he did last year awehawe

Ironic coming from a Crosby supporter.

YouTube video

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Ironic coming from a Crosby supporter.

YouTube video


at least Crosby took us to the finals 131
they got caught watchin instead of playing and they had to pay the price
at least Game 6 was epic

Oh, the horror.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
at least Crosby took us to the finals 131
they got caught watchin instead of playing and they had to pay the price
at least Game 6 was epic

Malkin took the Penguins to the Finals. Crosby just helped out.

And the ironic part was about the B*tch part, not Ovechkin fizzling out part. I put the bold around the b*itch and forgot that it would be censored.

It doesn't really matter. He is still in the top 3 players in the league.

If I had to choose? I would take Crosby over Ovechkin solely on the fact that I think he will help the team play better.

But both are great players, and no matter what, if a team has a chance of getting them, they would jump in a second to get them.

But I rather have Malkin over Crosby anyways.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Malkin took the Penguins to the Finals. Crosby just helped out.

I don't have a box score in front of me, but wasn't Malkin invisible starting halfway through the Rangers series and on through the Philly series and definitely in the finals against Detroit?

If I also remember correctly, Crosby was only 50% invisible during that time and it was Hossa, Malone, and Fleury that really stepped up.

Originally posted by botankus
I don't have a box score in front of me, but wasn't Malkin invisible starting halfway through the Rangers series and on through the Philly series and definitely in the finals against Detroit?

If I also remember correctly, Crosby was only 50% invisible during that time and it was Hossa, Malone, and Fleury that really stepped up.

I actually don't remember who played better or not. 😛 I just think Malkin is better than Crosby.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
I actually don't remember who played better or not. 😛 I just think Malkin is better than Crosby.

if you dont know what youre talkin about then why make the comment? awehawe

Originally posted by Smasandian
It doesn't really matter. He is still in the top 3 players in the league.

If I had to choose? I would take Crosby over Ovechkin solely on the fact that I think he will help the team play better.

But both are great players, and no matter what, if a team has a chance of getting them, they would jump in a second to get them.

But I rather have Malkin over Crosby anyways.


everyone bitches about both[especially Crosby] but every team would cry and shit themselves if they got them

Originally posted by botankus
I don't have a box score in front of me, but wasn't Malkin invisible starting halfway through the Rangers series and on through the Philly series and definitely in the finals against Detroit?

If I also remember correctly, Crosby was only 50% invisible during that time and it was Hossa, Malone, and Fleury that really stepped up.


very true

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
if you dont know what youre talkin about then why make the comment? awehawe

everyone bitches about both[especially Crosby] but every team would cry and shit themselves if they got them

Because Malkin > Crosby.

And the same can be said about you and Ovechkin. You b*tch about him but would die if he was on the Penguins too. It's apart of sports to give the other teams best players a hard time.(especially Rivals). I don't know why people feel it's only Crosby that this happens too.

I like Ovechkin. He is a very entertaining player to watch. I'm looking forward to him matching up against Crosby. Although, i think we will be seeing Malkin matching up against Ovechkin more than Crosby.

I think Crosby gets shat on a lot because the media has marketed him as the next Gretzky since his rookie year. Crosby, is a very humble and reserved person. Unless you are from Pittsburgh or follow the NHL extensively i don't think most people get to see what Crosby is like. They only get to see him being shoved off as the next legend. This isn't Crosbys' fault. It is just a marketing ploy to get people interested in watching the sport. I actually think marketing players like this is a good thing. Hockey needs more publicity. Avery once said that the sport needs more heroes and villains and if the league chose to do so they could have triple the ratings. I actually agree with this, but i don't think i would like to see it happen. I wouldn't want Hockey to turn into Football or Basketball.

I'm a big believer in gratitude and honor. The only time i will seriously shit on a player is when they are being condescending or disrespectful to the game or other players for no reason. Now, i may biitch and moan and even verbally abuse a team or opposing players but thats just because i'm getting in the mood for a game

Either way, Crosby is an astounding player. He definitely doesn't have the accuracy of an Ovechkin but, i believe, he is a far better playmaker. He is also a speed demon. Crosby will always need a Malkin or Kunitz as a wingman. Like any other superstar and leader he seems to make his teammates play better but i don't think he possesses a Lemieux or Gretzky ability to single handedly win a game for his team. He is definitely going to get better with age but i actually think Malkin will surpass him in skill, presuming he can keep himself healthy.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Because Malkin > Crosby.

And the same can be said about you and Ovechkin. You b*tch about him but would die if he was on the Penguins too. It's apart of sports to give the other teams best players a hard time.(especially Rivals). I don't know why people feel it's only Crosby that this happens too.


iwouldnt want Ovechkin
sure hes a good player but all in all i wouldnt want him

he shows off too much
ie his 50th goal of the regular season
the celebrations he performs are just too attention starved

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Because Malkin > Crosby.

And the same can be said about you and Ovechkin. You b*tch about him but would die if he was on the Penguins too. It's apart of sports to give the other teams best players a hard time.(especially Rivals). I don't know why people feel it's only Crosby that this happens too.

Usually that's true, but alot of people do not like Crosby.

I really don't see why but as Jynx says, it could be the case that he was highly touted prospect since he was 12.

plus arent Ovechkins parents like Olympic gold metalists or somehting?
i swear i read that somewhere mhmm

God dammit!!! I really hate Washington now. 😠

No, all things considered that was a highly entertaining game. After the second period i thought the Caps were going to Blow the Pens out of the water. I can't believe they let themselves get beat on the rush so badly. Hopefully the Pens can hone their passing and Power play.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
plus arent Ovechkins parents like Olympic gold metalists or somehting?
i swear i read that somewhere mhmm

really

Even though i dislike the caps, i really hope they knock out pens, and the blackhawks just dont know when to stay down, they keep fighting back, dont think the canucks will win that series.