I was checking out the DevilsRule message board and the comments were exactly what I was expecting:
1) Devils are a disappointing (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) and we would have never expected Marty to let us down. Nooo, not Marty!!!! Our saviouuuuuuur!
2) I'm gonna strangle myself in the shower!!!!
3) Refs cost us the series, I tell ya! Refs! Refs! They scored all the f*cking goals, too!
4) Everyone on the Canes team is from the South and is an inbred!
5) INBRED, INBRED, INBRED hey I've got no original material here except anybody who loves the Canes is an inbred even though I'm from f*cking Jersey. Oh, did i mention all people from the south are inbreds? F#ckin' hilarious!
I live outside of Raleigh in the town of Clayton, and there are 10 houses on my street. Here is where everyone is from: 3 houses from Michigan, 1 house from Long Island, 1 house from upstate New York, 1 house from Georgia, 2 houses from Mexico, 1 house from NC, and I don't know where the other house is from.
Maybe it's just me, but I think they're all inbreds.