Thor vs Superman

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This thread needs some more Carver.

Every thread does 👆

How do we lure that wildabeast out?

Lol, just make a random Hulk thread. Works like magic.

Almost doesn't seem fair. 😂

Oh this thread was back then when Thor used to be a man 😈

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Low blow. But funny 😄

On a serious note, I wonder if the Thorbags still read the comic.

Yes, they do.

Some feats were posted, like Whor having better control over Mjolnir or breaking a super-durable door with her bare hands...

A woman is more of a man than Thor, basically 😖hifty:

Poor Thorbags 😂

You two goofs must not have read the Thor series in the last 10 years or so if you think the Adamantium/Vibranium door (As crazy as it was) is anywhere close to topping the shit Thor's done under Oeming/JMS/Fraction/Aaron/Gillen etc.

Where has Thor Odinson broken true Adamantium via sheer strength?

I don't think he has. I don't think he could either.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
You two goofs must not have read the Thor series in the last 10 years or so if you think the Adamantium/Vibranium door (As crazy as it was) is anywhere close to topping the shit Thor's done under Oeming/JMS/Fraction/Aaron/Gillen etc.

Originally posted by panthergod
Where has Thor Odinson broken true Adamantium via sheer strength?

Never as I recall.

Luckily that's not the only way to gauge strength as impressive as it is.

Originally posted by juggernaut74
I don't think he has. I don't think he could either.

Apparently he can. While significantly weakened at that.

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Missed you, Rage.

Superman/Thor conversation

Superman- Hello fellow Superhero, I heard you are getting replaced. Don't worry is usually temporary. Last time I got replaced it was because I fought a rampaging beast enginered in my planet, the beast was so powerful that defeated a Guardian of the galaxy, anyhow I went all out and spent all my solar energy to defeat such a monster.

Four heroes tried to fill the void, one was a cool Half kryptonian half cyborg being who basically can't die, the other was an ancient sentient kryptonian artifact capable of tranforming the sun and earth into a new krypton, the other was a scientist with an armor and a mallet and a young clone from project cadmus who had tactile telekinesis.

In the end they brought me back, because honestly my friend, I AM SUPERMAN!

So don't worry my fellow thunderer, I am sure a hero of your caliber will need at least TWO replacements to try to fill your shoes. Beta Ray Bill probably and the Hulk will do, is not like they are going to replace you with Jane Foster your former nurse/sidekick and then make you unworthy of the Hammer and have her rip adamantium with her bare hands, right?

Thor- ... crybaby

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Never as I recall.

Luckily that's not the only way to gauge strength as impressive as it is.

Apparently he can. While significantly weakened at that.

Yet, he has specifically failed to, correct?

Which is it?

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Superman/Thor conversation

Superman- Hello fellow Superhero, I heard you are getting replaced. Don't worry is usually temporary. Last time I got replaced it was because I fought a rampaging beast enginered in my planet, the beast was so powerful that defeated a Guardian of the galaxy, anyhow I went all out and spent all my solar energy to defeat such a monster.

Four heroes tried to fill the void, one was a cool Half kryptonian half cyborg being who basically can't die, the other was an ancient sentient kryptonian artifact capable of tranforming the sun and earth into a new krypton, the other was a scientist with an armor and a mallet and a young clone from project cadmus who had tactile telekinesis.

In the end they brought me back, because honestly my friend, I AM SUPERMAN!

So don't worry my fellow thunderer, I am sure a hero of your caliber will need at least TWO replacements to try to fill your shoes. Beta Ray Bill probably and the Hulk will do, is not like they are going to replace you with Jane Foster your former nurse/sidekick and then make you unworthy of the Hammer and have her rip adamantium with her bare hands, right?

Thor- ... crybaby