Man finds $140,000 CASH.....

Originally posted by BackFire
My Dad found $1000 dollars on the road once.

He spent it on whores and booze.

Then he beat me.

Yeah but his hands had touched hookers so that means youre not a virgin by proxy

Originally posted by smoker4
Yeah but his hands had touched hookers so that means youre not a virgin by proxy

Why do you assume BF's father beat him with his hands? Wait, it'd still count.

Originally posted by Robtard
Why do you assume BF's father beat him with his hands? Wait, it'd still count.

Bardocks hands are the stuff of nightmares

Originally posted by smoker4
Bardocks hands are the stuff of nightmares

I have to disagree, there are worse things than shit.

jewlol

Originally posted by BackFire
My Dad found $1000 dollars on the road once.

He spent it on whores and booze.

Then he beat me.

Bastard didn't share, huh?

hehehe....BF has to pay for sex.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd split town. BUT...how hard would it be to get the money past airport security?

Fairly easy, all you'd have to do is put split the money into stacks and put a piece of cardboard on each side - through the x ray thing it looks like books.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Fairly easy, all you'd have to do is put split the money into stacks and put a piece of cardboard on each side - through the x ray thing it looks like books.

Nah, but I know a fair few people who have done, my parents for instance.

well, if I ever knock over a bank, be ready for a pm from me while I am on the run.... "Hey man, what do I do now!!!"

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Fairly easy, all you'd have to do is put split the money into stacks and put a piece of cardboard on each side - through the x ray thing it looks like books.

Clever.

criminal. 😂

Originally posted by Devil King
Is this the reasoning behind the term "Dead Ringer"?

Originally posted by Devil King
The right or wrong thing is not applicable in this case. If you open your wallet and look at the cash, there are unique serial numbers on each bill. These don't just exist for funsies. The minute this guy would have tried to spend the cash or deposite into his own bank account, the feds would have been on him like stink on shit. Returning the money was his only real option.

That's why I would keep it all physically somewhere in my house. When you go to a grocery store or a restaurant, how often does the waiter or cashier look at the serial number? Never.

And besides, putting 140k into your account would be stupid and highly suspicious. If a regular working man suddenly got 140k in his checking account one day, that would raise a lot of flags.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
That's why I would keep it all physically somewhere in my house. When you go to a grocery store or a restaurant, how often does the waiter or cashier look at the serial number? Never.

And besides, putting 140k into your account would be stupid and highly suspicious. If a regular working man suddenly got 140k in his checking account one day, that would raise a lot of flags.

Fire-proof safe.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Fire-proof safe.

The things I could buy with $140.00...

*comic books*

*video games*

*collectible action figures*

*baseball season tickets*

*warhammer armies*

Oh, shucks! Back to reality. 🙁

Someone really should give that back to me. I'm homeless now. It's just me and my one boot. 🙁