Robtard's A.O.V. game...

Alright, you're in a hypothetical situation where you have no choice but to have sex with three different people, though you're only having anal sex with one, vaginal sex with one and oral sex (you performing) with one.

Here are the women:

Rosie O'Donnell
Salma Hyak
Chloë Sevigny

I don't want to leave the straight women, gay men or Bardock42 out, so:

Danny Devito
Colin Farrell
Will Ferrell

Edit: If you're gay, substitute vagianl with "receiving"

Like the Grail Knight said in Last Crusade, "choose wisely". Feel free to make your own list.

Danny Devito (sick sick sick sick) - anal
Colin Farrel - oral
Will Ferrel - vaginal

Anal-Collin Farrel
Vaginal-Will Ferrel
Oral-Selma Hayek

Oral - Chloë Sevigny
Anal - Rosie O'Donnell
Vaginal - Salma Hyak

Danny Devito ~ Oral
Colin Farrell ~ Vaggy
Will Ferrell ~ Anal

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Anal-Collin Farrel
Vaginal-Will Ferrel
Oral-Selma Hayek

Hey, you mixed and matched the men/women, you cheater... though you did pick who most would consider the hottest guy for anal, you dirty bird.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hey, you mixed and matched the men/women, you cheater... though you did pick who most would consider the hottest guy for anal, you dirty bird.

I cannot pass up Selma. baka

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Danny Devito ~ Oral
Colin Farrell ~ Vaggy
Will Ferrell ~ Anal

Damn, you just went down on Devito. LoL.

Originally posted by Robtard
Damn, you just went down on Devito. LoL.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I cannot pass up Selma. baka

I can't blame you... in From Dusk Til Dawn, she's the hottest woman on the planet.

Originally posted by Robtard
I can't blame you... in From Dusk Til Dawn, she's the hottest woman on the planet.

Or as Serendipity in Dogma. droolio

Originally posted by Robtard
Damn, you just went down on Devito. LoL.

Originally posted by Robtard
I can't blame you... in From Dusk Til Dawn, she's the hottest woman on the planet.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Or as Serendipity in Dogma. droolio

shockyes

All 3 to Salma

Matt Damon
Orlando Bloom
Johnny Depp

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Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Ellen Degeneres

Originally posted by Ax3l
All 3 to Salma

Not the rules.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Oral - Chloë Sevigny
Anal - Rosie O'Donnell
Vaginal - Salma Hyak

I missed this... have you seen Rosie's ass lately?

Originally posted by Robtard
I missed this... have you seen Rosie's ass lately?

Yes, but I'd rather not look at her face.

Originally posted by Robtard
Matt Damon
Orlando Bloom
Johnny Depp

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Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Ellen Degeneres

Anal-Depp
Vaginal-Damon
Oral-Bloom

Originally posted by Tattoo
Yes, but I'd rather not look at her face.

Touche'.