Robtard's A.O.V. game...

Originally posted by Robtard
Matt Damon
Orlando Bloom
Johnny Depp

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Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Ellen Degeneres

Vaginal - Alba
Anal - Biel
Oral - Degeneres

Originally posted by Tattoo
Vaginal - Alba
Anal - Biel
Oral - Degeneres

I feel ya with Biel, she has a superb ass. But going down on Ellen, that's a hard one to swallow.

Matt Damon - oral
Orlando Bloom - vaginal
Johnny Depp - anal

Originally posted by Robtard
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Ellen Degeneres

hmm

That's a good list. Ellen ain't that bad lookin'.

so......

Jessica Alba-Oral and Vaginal.
Jessica Biel- Oral and Vaginal.
Ellen Degeneres- Oral and Vaginal.

Originally posted by dadudemon
hmm

That's a good list. Ellen ain't that bad lookin'.

so......

Jessica Alba-Oral and Vaginal.
Jessica Biel- Oral and Vaginal.
Ellen Degeneres- Oral and Vaginal.

Doesn't anyone play by the rules anymore?

Jessica Alba - Vag
Jessica Biel - Anal
Ellen Degeneres - Oral

Originally posted by Robtard
Alright, you're in a hypothetical situation where you have no choice but to have sex with three different people, though you're only having anal sex with one, vaginal sex with one and oral sex (you performing) with one.

Here are the women:

Rosie O'Donnell
Salma Hyak
Chloë Sevigny

I don't want to leave the straight women, gay men or Bardock42 out, so:

Danny Devito
Colin Farrell
Will Ferrell

Edit: If you're gay, substitute vagianl with "receiving"

Like the Grail Knight said in Last Crusade, "choose wisely". Feel free to make your own list.

Anal - Rosie
Oral - Chloe
Vaginal - Salma

Anal - Will Ferrell
Oral - Colin Farell
Receiving - Danny Devito

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Receiving - Matt Damon
Anal - Orlando Bloom
Oral - Johnny Depp

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Vaginal - Jessica Alba
Oral - Jessica Biel
Anal - Ellen Degeneres

This is why I love you, when you commit to something, you ****ing commit.

Originally posted by Robtard
This is why I love you, when you commit to something, you ****ing commit.

Kathy Bates
Oprah Winfrey
Meryl streep

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Jack Black
Michael Cane
Tom Cruise

Originally posted by Robtard
Kathy Bates
Oprah Winfrey
Meryl streep

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Jack Black
Michael Cane
Tom Cruise

If you're talking about Bates, she indeed has a vagina, she shows it in a film, along with her flopping boobs.

Jack Black-anal
Michael Cane-vaginal
Tom Cruise-oral

Originally posted by Naz
Danny Devito (sick sick sick sick) - anal
Colin Farrel - oral
Will Ferrel - vaginal

Originally posted by Robtard
Doesn't anyone play by the rules anymore?

F**k your rules. 😐

Originally posted by Robtard
Doesn't anyone play by the rules anymore?

that's about as likely as me playing by someone else's rules besides my own. Which I would never do. I play by my own rules, nobody else's, not even my own.

Danny Devito
Danny Devito
Danny Devito droolio

Originally posted by Schecter
Danny Devito
Danny Devito
Danny Devito droolio

Have fun.