John McClane VS a tower terrorist ninja's

McClane finds himself in some building where terrorist ninja's have taken everyone hostage for some reason that only ninja's can understand. one of the Hostages happens to be McClanes daughter and he is really pissed off about that.

Well, who wins?

I'm taking the NYPD detective on this one, they have his daughter for fvcks sake.

You couldn't make the second character more specific? Like from a certain movie?

Originally posted by Impediment
You couldn't make the second character more specific? Like from a certain movie?

They're ninja's, is there anything else that needs to be said? Ok,ok lets call the head ninja...,Shredder.

Well, the rules do state that the participants need to be actual movie characters from a certifiable film. Not random participants.

The Ninja pwn, they have no guns for McLane to take.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Ninja pwn, they have no guns for McLane to take.

well shit on me. I didn't even think about that. I guess this thread is now over

OSP, homey.

Yeah but they're terrorist ninjas so they'd have bombs. McClane blows the whole f'n building.

oh damn, it looks like this thread still has life and McClane still has a chance. Hells yes ninja's would most certainly have bombs.

Ninja with bombs?

yeah, upon further thought. I have realized that things have probably gotten to hot for McClane the terror killer. Ninja's with bombs...,that is some bad ass shit that not even rocky can fuk with.

The ninjas might not have guns, but McClane starts with one....

McClane ftw

Take in all of the Diehard films and the many varied deaths, I think it stands to reason that McClane doesn't need to rely on a gun when dealing out ample portions of death, destruction and mayhem.

An office tower hold endless makeshift weapons, so I see death by phone cord, death by letter opener, death desk drawer, death by paperclips, death by papercuts, death by water bottle etc. etc. etc.

Edit: And the endless supply of 'death by having your ninja-ass tossed out a 50th floor window.'

Ergo, McClane FTW.

✅

And his sword wielding is most likely adequate and stealth is a forte of his.

How many Ninja?

The exact number of ninja corpses that the skyscaper can contain, perhaps not too coincidentally.

Slurp slurp slurp.........

Now now. Step away from that Riggs nutsack, and consider what I have just said.

Its rude to worship Riggs when a good point about McClane is being made.

McClane called. He said for you to quit dragging your teeth.

Riggs called...the proctologist again.

....To come remove you. 😛