John McClane VS a tower terrorist ninja's

Started by Rogue Jedi3 pages

Hey, better to be a Riggs ass pirate than a McClane knob jobber. Just saying.

No its not. IMHO
While you spend all day thinking of such scenarios, I both would be appealing to you, I'd do neither.

But if ever forced into that position, I could wear a glove.

You however would have.....nay....want........nay........beg to take it in the ass.

McClane, baby................ McClane......!!!

DUDE you just "said his name" haermm

It matters not in this thread. 😛

Only matters when you are slobbing on his knob then? Oh wait, thats all the time.

*steps into the thread*
"oh..... you guys are fighting...... I'll come back later."
*walks out of thread*

Dont be silly. Come on back in.

Its too one sided to be considered a fight exactly anyhow.

But if you want to hang that tag on it,
I may have to withdraw in order to not look like an man in command of the facts battering around some under-clue equipped weakling, anyhow.
As you can tell by his last comment, Im clearly not dealing with a mensa member. 😉

John McClane pwning a buncha Ninja haermm Riiiiiiiiight.

Yup. 🙂

crazy

He couldnt even pwn one GIRL Ninja. By the way, no SUV here.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Riggs called...the proctologist again.

....To come remove you. 😛

L (_O_) L

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He couldnt even pwn one GIRL Ninja. By the way, no SUV here.

1) That is sexiest, you pig-****er. Female ninja are just as capable, even more so, as their (.)(.)s serve as a distraction.

2) Large office buildings/Towers have there own underground garage, so McClane has many an automobile to drive up the asses of the ninjas. If he were so inclined.

Not to mention that ignorance of the (blanket term) martial arts that he raps on about constantly.

I would suggest that he tries slapping a female win-chung expert, or maybe Laila Ali.

Oh my god. My penis just got hard. I saw this thread and i was all like. "yo, i swear to god i made a thread like that before...,aint that some shit?" then i realized it was my thread. God damn, i don't think it gets any sexier than John McClane taking on a tower of terrorist ninjas. Well, maybe if Vin diesel, Bruce Lee, Hillary Swank and Zooey Deschanel could some how get involved. Either way, McClane gets out of the building with the ho's on his arms, but only because bruce lee let him out 😉

Originally posted by Robtard
1) That is sexiest, you pig-****er. Female ninja are just as capable, even more so, as their (.)(.)s serve as a distraction.

2) Large office buildings/Towers have there own underground garage, so McClane has many an automobile to drive up the asses of the ninjas. If he were so inclined.

By a GIRL yo.

thats weak man, girls wreck everything. She was an uber biitch. Who won? Who was left breathing...,McClane. I think that whole scene was just a metaphor of McClanes offscreen problems with biitches. They're always a pain in his ass. They are always the root of his problem. Think about it. It's not terrorists that get mcClane into all that shit when all he wants to do is be at home getting over a headache on reruns of captain kangaroo. Shit, man, biitches are the root of all his trauma just like life in general. It's woman man, they biitches yo and we're suckers for them

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
thats weak man, girls wreck everything. She was an uber biitch. Who won? Who was left breathing...,McClane. I think that whole scene was just a metaphor of McClanes offscreen problems with biitches. They're always a pain in his ass. They are always the root of his problem. Think about it. It's not terrorists that get mcClane into all that shit when all he wants to do is be at home getting over a headache on reruns of captain kangaroo. Shit, man, biitches are the root of all his trauma just like life in general. It's woman man, they biitches yo and we're suckers for them
The point is that she pwned hs ass h2h, and he had to use a damn truck to take her out.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The point is that she pwned hs ass h2h, and he had to use a damn truck to take her out.

This "pwned" nonsense again, she temporarily got the upper-hand and he got tossed out a window, which he shrugged off. Another testament to his durability and survival skills.

Had he done the stupid thing and taken his time to walk back up there, they would have continued the fight and taking into account the shit McClane has taken without a problem, she would have tired-out beating on him and then he would have taken her out.

Regardless to say, she got 3 tons of steel shoved up her [tight] Asian ass for her troubles, "pwned" indeed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hey, better to be a Riggs ass pirate than a McClane knob jobber. Just saying.

So in a scenario where you either had to take one in the mouth or take one up the ass, you'd opt for spreading your asscheeks and taking tubesteak aft.