No its not. IMHO
While you spend all day thinking of such scenarios, I both would be appealing to you, I'd do neither.
But if ever forced into that position, I could wear a glove.
You however would have.....nay....want........nay........beg to take it in the ass.
McClane, baby................ McClane......!!!
Dont be silly. Come on back in.
Its too one sided to be considered a fight exactly anyhow.
But if you want to hang that tag on it,
I may have to withdraw in order to not look like an man in command of the facts battering around some under-clue equipped weakling, anyhow.
As you can tell by his last comment, Im clearly not dealing with a mensa member. 😉
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He couldnt even pwn one GIRL Ninja. By the way, no SUV here.
1) That is sexiest, you pig-****er. Female ninja are just as capable, even more so, as their (.)(.)s serve as a distraction.
2) Large office buildings/Towers have there own underground garage, so McClane has many an automobile to drive up the asses of the ninjas. If he were so inclined.
Oh my god. My penis just got hard. I saw this thread and i was all like. "yo, i swear to god i made a thread like that before...,aint that some shit?" then i realized it was my thread. God damn, i don't think it gets any sexier than John McClane taking on a tower of terrorist ninjas. Well, maybe if Vin diesel, Bruce Lee, Hillary Swank and Zooey Deschanel could some how get involved. Either way, McClane gets out of the building with the ho's on his arms, but only because bruce lee let him out 😉
Originally posted by RobtardBy a GIRL yo.
1) That is sexiest, you pig-****er. Female ninja are just as capable, even more so, as their (.)(.)s serve as a distraction.2) Large office buildings/Towers have there own underground garage, so McClane has many an automobile to drive up the asses of the ninjas. If he were so inclined.
thats weak man, girls wreck everything. She was an uber biitch. Who won? Who was left breathing...,McClane. I think that whole scene was just a metaphor of McClanes offscreen problems with biitches. They're always a pain in his ass. They are always the root of his problem. Think about it. It's not terrorists that get mcClane into all that shit when all he wants to do is be at home getting over a headache on reruns of captain kangaroo. Shit, man, biitches are the root of all his trauma just like life in general. It's woman man, they biitches yo and we're suckers for them
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNxThe point is that she pwned hs ass h2h, and he had to use a damn truck to take her out.
thats weak man, girls wreck everything. She was an uber biitch. Who won? Who was left breathing...,McClane. I think that whole scene was just a metaphor of McClanes offscreen problems with biitches. They're always a pain in his ass. They are always the root of his problem. Think about it. It's not terrorists that get mcClane into all that shit when all he wants to do is be at home getting over a headache on reruns of captain kangaroo. Shit, man, biitches are the root of all his trauma just like life in general. It's woman man, they biitches yo and we're suckers for them
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The point is that she pwned hs ass h2h, and he had to use a damn truck to take her out.
This "pwned" nonsense again, she temporarily got the upper-hand and he got tossed out a window, which he shrugged off. Another testament to his durability and survival skills.
Had he done the stupid thing and taken his time to walk back up there, they would have continued the fight and taking into account the shit McClane has taken without a problem, she would have tired-out beating on him and then he would have taken her out.
Regardless to say, she got 3 tons of steel shoved up her [tight] Asian ass for her troubles, "pwned" indeed.