The KMC Convention Adventure thread!

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I walk in and slap Tired Hiker on his penis and ask him how to get to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

Tired seems to be incapacitated the moment, so I reply you are in The Moonlight Bunny Ranch 😖hifty:

Which way to the whores?

Follow The Grey Fox...he is always with them whores.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Follow The Grey Fox...he is always with them whores.

I kick open the door, and enter the room.

I immediately yell for someone to give me a hot dog.

I notice Selphie demanding food, and if her demands are not met, she can be quite the atom bomb, so I quickly order a hot dog for her.

While inside the Discotec Casino Zoo/Moonlight Bunny Ranch, I tell Scarlet, Neo, Grey Fox and Impediment that I will not bang any whores since I am happily married. However, I will masturbate as I watch them bang several different whores.

After several sessions of masturbatorial actions, I decide to buy everyone a round of tequila shots with Corona chasers. A bouncer approaches us and demands to see Neo's I.D., but he can't find it. The bouncer then grabs Neo by the shirt collar and begins to drag him out of the club. Infuriated, Impediment, ScarletSpeed, Grey Fox and myself confront the bouncer.

I go to my suite and stay there the entire time with DA.......

detective i hunt down RJ for some hot action

and then I happen upon a room which contains all of the hot women of KMC...(you know who you are)

and then I walk out................because I'm married...

Bars the door, hides from the ass grabbing canadian.....

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
While inside the Discotec Casino Zoo/Moonlight Bunny Ranch, I tell Scarlet, Neo, Grey Fox and Impediment that I will not bang any whores since I am happily married. However, I will masturbate as I watch them bang several different whores.

After several sessions of masturbatorial actions, I decide to buy everyone a round of tequila shots with Corona chasers. A bouncer approaches us and demands to see Neo's I.D., but he can't find it. The bouncer then grabs Neo by the shirt collar and begins to drag him out of the club. Infuriated, Impediment, ScarletSpeed, Grey Fox and myself confront the bouncer.

Fogs over the windows in my suite.......

I, Syren, have clearly wandered through the Looking Glass. I see Selphie and head towards her and her hotdog.

"Hey, sweet cheeks. Mind if I have a nibble?"

I turn to notice Syren and pass out at how beautiful she looked here.

Originally posted by Selphie
I kick open the door, and enter the room.

I immediately yell for someone to give me a hot dog.

I offer her a nice, big "hot dog". naughty

I get up and notice Impediment, and give him a quick greeting.

I hear Sol trying to tap my coolade and say "Hey Sol...those bitches are mine"...