The KMC Convention Adventure thread!

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Rogue Jedi Restricted

I call room service for a spatula and a plunger.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I never wanted to 'tap any kool-aid' so I decide to go to my room and crash.

ScarletSpeed Authority

as RJ pried my ass off of the mini fridge with the spatula...our plunger had finally arrived...all that was left to do was phone a few members and it was time to party 😖hifty: 😖hifty:

Syren dreaming

I stand alone, wondering where the party has gone.

ScarletSpeed Authority

I pick up my mobile and phone Syren and say "hey ***** the party is at our penthouse...be there....

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
as RJ pried my ass off of the mini fridge with the spatula...our plunger had finally arrived...all that was left to do was phone a few members and it was time to party 😖hifty: 😖hifty:
the spatula is for DA and I, the plunger is for you, you had enchiladas last night, remember? 😛

Syren dreaming

I get a call on my mobile from Scarlet inviting me up to, oooh, the Penthouse! I hop in the lift and make my way up.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

The music deprives me from sleeping, so I get up, shower, change into all red, and go out to party.

ScarletSpeed Authority

only to discover RJ and DA have... tied me up and are both dressed in bondage 🙁...Syren realises that this is gonna be an awesome party...

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I walk in to realize that this party has just gotten kinkier, and I begin to cringe.

Impediment Endless

On the way to the Penthouse, the doors of the elevator open and I walk in carrying a bottle of Tanqueray. Syren and I ride up to the Penthouse while doing shots.

Syren dreaming

By the time we reach the Penthouse, Imp and I are more than a little tiddly. I fall out of the elevator and into the wall, giggling like a mad woman.

"Which way's the door?"

I go cross-eyed in my attempts to find it.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I notice Impediment and Syren and I wave hello to them.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
only to discover RJ and DA have... tied me up and are both dressed in bondage 🙁...Syren realises that this is gonna be an awesome party...
and suddenly you realize its a trap......in walks Large Marge, AKA Troop, all 6'6 and 400 pounds of her, snapping her whip.

DA and I leave cackling to join the party downstairs. 😛

Impediment Endless

I have to pick Syren up and carry her to the suite.

The doors open and RJ is covered with pimento cheese.

Syren dreaming

I spy Sol and shriek with glee, launch myself out of Imp's arms and attempt to throw my arms around Sol's neck.

I miss.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I quickly grab Syren before she falls to the ground and give her a warm hug.

'This party is very....... um.......... Kinky.'

Syren dreaming

I glance into the room over Sol's shoulder and am flabbergasted to see Scarlet tied to a chair and a 400 pound woman... is it a woman? ... leaning towards him with a look of menace on her fat face.

"Right, that's it. I'ma kick her jelly ass!"

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I hide the pimento cheese and barbed wire, along with the crescent wrench and offer up a shiner bock to Mattie.

Peach mordrem

Peach decides that there's far too many people around and finds a quiet table to sit at.