So my home was burglarized today....

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
If you're going by a gut feeling or something, that is jumping to a conclusion. You might be right, if you are perhaps you should join the police - I'm sure psychic detectives are in rather short supply.

I'm better than that.

Psychic chief investigator?

Not that you did this Impediment, but a lot of people, when they buy brand new shit, put the boxes out on the curb for the garbage man to collect. That is a great way to tell everyone who passes through your neighborhood, even the garbage man himself, that you have just bought brand new shit. Two weeks ago I was walking my dog, Walker Texas Ranger, down the street behind my house, and I saw an empty box for a brand new 50 inch Panasonic plasma HDTV sitting out in front of my neighbors yard. I was like, "Well, now I know who to rob if I need a 50 inch plasma." F*cking amateurs.

I agree, sir. However, I never disposed of my console boxes. I kept them for just such an incident. Unfortunately, my shit got stolen and the boxes seem nil for this occasion.

Originally posted by Impediment
I agree, sir. However, I never disposed of my console boxes. I kept them for just such an incident. Unfortunately, my shit got stolen and the boxes seem nil for this occasion.

Yeah, I didn't think you would do that.

Who do you reckon it was then Impediment, a local kid?

Sorry Impediment, it was me...😬

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Who do you reckon it was then Impediment, a local kid?

Probably some Nihilists.

Very good. Might watch that film tonight actually, haven't seen it in a bit.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Very good. Might watch that film tonight actually, haven't seen it in a bit.

I just read a book called "I'm a Lebowski, You're a Lebowski." It was written by the achievers who started Lebowski Fest. Pretty entertaining book, especially when they interview the actual guys who influenced Walter, John Goodman's character.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just read a book called "I'm a Lebowski, You're a Lebowski." It was written by the achievers who started Lebowski Fest. Pretty entertaining book, especially when they interview the actual guys who influenced Walter, John Goodman's character.

Sounds pretty good, I might give it a read.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Not that you did this Impediment, but a lot of people, when they buy brand new shit, put the boxes out on the curb for the garbage man to collect. That is a great way to tell everyone who passes through your neighborhood, even the garbage man himself, that you have just bought brand new shit. Two weeks ago I was walking my dog, Walker Texas Ranger, down the street behind my house, and I saw an empty box for a brand new 50 inch Panasonic plasma HDTV sitting out in front of my neighbors yard. I was like, "Well, now I know who to rob if I need a 50 inch plasma." F*cking amateurs.

I am a paranoid f*ck....it has its advantages....like you just pointed out.

At least Imps kept the boxes, but it's shitty that he can't find them.