two things destroyed star wars as we know it

Started by queeq10 pages

Good... now we can continue.

Originally posted by GahLakTus
Agreed but their assault was a little more believable as they actually had weapons, shield and a relatively small organised army.

The Ewoks seemingly went into battle mode with no notice - and won with sticks and stones....STICKS AND FKING STONES!!!

Somone should have dabbled some rat poison on that food bar Leia gives to the little ****

Ok I feel much better now. 🙂


you are right in that 🙂 The ewoks also had spears I believe 😛 and treelogs; but that wouldn't explain beating the stormtroopers

Originally posted by GahLakTus
Agreed but their assault was a little more believable as they actually had weapons, shield and a relatively small organised army.

The Ewoks seemingly went into battle mode with no notice - and won with sticks and stones....STICKS AND FKING STONES!!!

Somone should have dabbled some rat poison on that food bar Leia gives to the little ****

Ok I feel much better now. 🙂

Don't forget about the Rebels that helped them.

Originally posted by sweersa
Don't forget about the Rebels that helped them.

They were heavily outnumbered by the storm troopers - and had pretty limited weaponry.

Originally posted by GahLakTus
They were heavily outnumbered by the storm troopers - and had pretty limited weaponry.

They had camouflage and long range rifles while the Stormtroopers had blasters and wore almost all white.

The Ewoks are also obviously familar with the enviornment as the Stormtroopers are not.

Originally posted by sweersa
They had camouflage and long range rifles while the storm troopers had blasters and wore almost all white.

They were also some of the Emperors best troops - and don't forget the Imperial walkers whose fire power alone should have wiped those bloody Ewoks out.

It's juts an overidealised battle, folks.

they should have given the storm troopers camo variant armor like in rots kashykk.

Errr..... right.

The Gungans suck too, but at least their small, semi-organized army with primitive plasma technology was actually DEFEATED.

The Teddy Bears armed with STICK AND F*CKING STONES are the ones who did the defeating of the "best troops."

Common, Han Solo and Chewbacca were also among the Ewoks! Not to mention the AT-ST Chewie and friends stole and used to kick some Imperial butt.

They didn't even see it coming.

lol you are just a hardcore star wars fan, arencha?

Yup :-)

that could be a complement or an insult.

In here we call it a compliment. As long as he doesn't start dressing up like a Jedi.

Originally posted by queeq
😂

He made it and ruined it. Sounds fair enough.

Too true.

Yes.

Originally posted by queeq
In here we call it a compliment. As long as he doesn't start dressing up like a Jedi.

I coreograph an occaisional lightsaber fight.

*takes off his Jedi robe....* 😮

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
I coreograph an occaisional lightsaber fight.

One time we filmed it and put it on youtube.

It was for fun so please don't make fun of it :-P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQR_XTmUVYg

(School project btw)