What did the ghost say to the bee

its so bad....it's bad.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Why did Chuck Norris beat up the space shuttle?

"Why the hell not?"

Chuck Norris can do whatever the hell he wants.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
cause he can.

No, it's has to be more clever. How about . . . because he thought it was Bruce Lee? 😮

nah

Yeah, that was lame. How about .. . because he hates spaceships?

Okay, I got it!

Q: Why did Chuck Norris beat up the space shuttle?

A: Because he can! 😱

I'm a genius. 😊

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, that was lame. How about .. . because he hates spaceships?

😂

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris went to Burgerking and asked for a Big Mac, he got one!

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Thats my chuck fact 😛

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
😂

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris went to Burgerking and asked for a Big Mac, he got one!

😆

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the Earth down.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
😆

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the Earth down.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris thread No. 2000

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Chuck Norris thread No. 2000

This isn't a Chuck thread... it just so happened to go off topic in a Chuckish way...as will everything eventually.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.