What did the ghost say to the bee

Chuck Norris once went skydiving without a parachute. When he hit the ground, he didn't die. The ground did.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving without a parachute. He vowed never to do it again... he said that one Grand Canyon was enough.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i thought only chuck norris could injure chuck norris

He requested a handgun and did it himself.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
He requested a handgun and did it himself.

He is so awesome he can make the gun powerful enough to break his skin.

Kids wear Superman pyjamas...Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.

Damn right, only he could ever hurt himself, even then it is only a scratch.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Damn right, only he could ever hurt himself, even then it is only a scratch.

yeah 😆

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
EHHH??? EHHHH???

Spoiler:
BOO BEE

awesome

😐

😆 aww you're so cute 😊

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
😆 aww you're so cute 😊

Appreciate Chuck or leave😐😂

just kidding dear🙂

Originally posted by Röland

Originally posted by Röland

Originally posted by Röland

Originally posted by Röland

BEES!!!

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Appreciate Chuck or leave😐😂

just kidding dear🙂

you'd better be! 131fist

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
you'd better be! 131fist

BEES!

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
BEES!

Originally posted by Röland

😂

awesome

Originally posted by Mairuzu
EHHH??? EHHHH???

Spoiler:
BOO BEE

awesome

😐

Originally posted by Mairuzu
awesome

awesome

👆 ??