An Interesting "What If?" Scenario For Y'All ...

I fart in your general direction!!! I gotta watch that again soon...

Your father smelled like elderberries.

...and your muzzer was an 'amsterrrrrrrrrrrr....

I fart in your general direction.

"Come back 'ere you yellow bastard..!! I'll bite your legs off..!!!" 😛

There are those who call me.... Tim?

*Silent but for the clip-clopping of coconuts*

(That were possibly carried by an african non-migratory swallow)

What is the average air speed velocity of an african swallow?

With or without carrying a coconut...?
To maintain velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings four hundred and ninety three times every second.... right?

What.... is your favourite colour?

Blue.

No..!

Its Yel-- Arrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh....!!!!

Blue...! 😱

NO...!!! 😮

Its Yell-arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh....! blowup

Now go away or I will taunt you a second timuh...

She is a witch..!

Burn her..................!

Behold the holy handgranate.

We are the Knights who until recently said.... ni.

We are now the Knights who say Eki eki eki tapang zuuu-wong.

LOLZ Classic

Now fetch me a shwubbewyyyyyyyyyyyy....!!!! 😛

Bad Zoot!

😛 Yes! Bad, naughty Zoot....!!!

It has occurred to me that with the approach of the sixties, the possibility of Mutt being written off as killed in Vietnam exists.

Lucas did it to that guy in American Graffiti, and it worked with the David Marcus character in Startrek II and III, so why not save the franchise and Shia LeBeouf's career by eliminating that rancid character in a historically believable way...? No Shia LeBeouf screen time neccesary, just a scene informing Indy by mail or personal visit would do.... 😛

It doesn't have to be Vietnam either. Plenty of dangerous activities going on back then he could fall foul of... It could darken the tone back previous Indy movie dramatic tension levels too.