An Interesting "What If?" Scenario For Y'All ...

Thanks, but no.

It might dowse the flames.

(And we cant have that. ) 😛

Okay then... I'll make some popcorn then and watch you for a bit.

It so spectacular, you could be a Michael bay film. 😈

My self immolation will be a blatant military promo/recruitment drive..? 😮

Man even on www.seibertron.com (Big TF site) they had running promos and schemes involving the US military recently.

Some serious deal must have been struck by Bay with them.

I bet... General Bay

Heh. Wouldn't be surprised, they way they are so publically romancing each other.. But that dance is a paid-for kinda date, making Bay a ho', and his shitty versions of TFs his little whore puppets..

I bet you have all his films.

Kept in a special whore-puppet boxset. ✅

Its outer case is made of polished faeces.

That reflects it's content fairly accurately.

I tried once setting fire to it but its poo-laden exterior shielded it against the blowtorch.

Doesn't poo burn very well?

Not Bay grade filth.

Its the shit that never dies/flushes.

Ah, the stuff that sticks to the ceiling and you need a jackhammer to have at least a chance of getting it off?

😂

The very same. ✅

Thats shit should be used by NASA to keep tiles on space shuttles with.

So that's why Bay keeps making films.

Yep: A secret ambition to enter the poo-textiles business. 😉

Once the aliens get wind of that, we'll be in real trouble. But I'm sure the US will just consider them another export market.

well I just went to the last page and all I see is poo and popcorn...what if? run away!!!

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
...and all I see is poo and popcorn...!

That was like an extremely concise and accurate review of any screening of this movie.

I was more trying to joke using monty python...run away!!!guess thats for us old folk wheelchair just bought that one on vhs by the way...lol

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Holy Grail reference...!!!

A good buy, it has been out on DVD for ages though...!
Bad Zoot..! Baddddddddd Zooooooot!!!! lolz
And now you mention it, I always thought that the Nazis in The Last Crusade would be lacking a 'Holy Hand grenade', so the knight of the grail should have had that guard Rabbit from the Python movie and set it on them.

It certainly lacked an amount of kerrniggits as well.

Indy versus the Black Knight would be a good laugh...!

Knight after having his head whipped clean off: '"Tis but a fleshwound"