Are you better at masturbation or sex?

Started by Kelly_Bean4 pages

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
*penis erects*

you PM me the rest 😖hifty:😂


awesome

I'm much better at pleasing myself. After all, who knows more than how to please yourself than you? Every time someone has given me a hand job, it's always been less than epic. If I masturbate, I can get the job done fairly quickly because I know how to do the job.

I'm pretty good at intercourse, though. ✅

Being a virgin, I can really only answer one way.

The ASPCA is hunting me down. ermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
awesome

That's right...I went there😉😂

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
awesome
"Oh!" face?

Originally posted by Impediment
I'm much better at pleasing myself. After all, who knows more than how to please yourself than you? Every time someone has given me a hand job, it's always been less than epic. If I masturbate, I can get the job done fairly quickly because I know how to do the job.

I'm pretty good at intercourse, though. ✅

Yeah I hate it when girls give you a handjob/blow job

they always end up hurting me 🙁 and I end up having to guide them through it 😐

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
That's right...I went there😉😂

dd
Originally posted by *=DeathReaperr'
"Oh!" face?

No, that's the "I pooped on your pillow last night!" face.

i grazed my nob end in the dark and only noticed what a bloody mess i had after i came and switched on the lights. I thought i came blood!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
dd

No, that's the "I pooped on your pillow last night!" face.

that was you? smelled like what my dog usually leaves on the lawn so i punished him with a shoe, youre a bad person hes only a little puppy

Originally posted by *=DeathReaperr'
that was you? smelled like what my dog usually leaves on the lawn so i punished him with a shoe, youre a bad person hes only a little puppy

Tell him/her I said I'm sowwy.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
dd

No, that's the "I pooped on your pillow last night!" face.

Oh you know how to make a guy cum 😂

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Oh you know how to make a guy cum 😂

I know, right?

reminds me of a german porno dontgetit

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Oh you know how to make a guy cum 😂
What happened to the PG-13 policy here hmm

😂

From the experiences I've had, women just don't know how to give a good hand job. It feels like they're trying to yank the damn thing off!

That's why I stick with men awesome

Originally posted by Strangelove
What happened to the PG-13 policy here hmm

😂

PG-13 is a myth

the only things ratings pay attention to now adays is boobs or no boobs

anything with boobs gets R automatically

Originally posted by Strangelove
That's why I stick with men awesome

The best BJ I ever got was from a guy.

Yes, yes. I've experimented and I'm not ashamed. Let the jokes fly.

Originally posted by Impediment
From the experiences I've had, women just don't know how to give a good hand job. It feels like they're trying to yank the damn thing off!

Amen to that brother...stupid girls...I wish I was Jangles sometimes🙁

Originally posted by Impediment
The best BJ I ever got was from a guy.

Yes, yes. I've experimented and I'm not ashamed. Let the jokes fly.

Good for you mate, I don't see anything wrong with experimenting.

My mate who isn't even gay, tried to make a move one night when we were drunk in the same bed together, I felt sick though, dunno if it was the booze or the idea of it.

don't think I feel comfortable with it enough to experiment.

Originally posted by Impediment
The best BJ I ever got was from a guy.

Yes, yes. I've experimented and I'm not ashamed. Let the jokes fly.


Wow, that's hot!