Are you better at masturbation or sex?

Originally posted by Impediment
The best BJ I ever got was from a guy.

Yes, yes. I've experimented and I'm not ashamed. Let the jokes fly.

She was a little freaked the first time I told her. 😂

Now, she just makes sure that she's my one and only.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Amen to that brother...stupid girls...I wish I was Jangles sometimes🙁

"Jangles"? 👆

Blame Liam ermm

Liam Neeson?

Originally posted by Impediment
Liam Neeson?

ScarletSpeed

Originally posted by Impediment
Liam Neeson?

I thought about saying that. Then chose not to, cause I was to lazy to type it out. Also cause I knew who he was talking about.

I knew who it was, assclowns.

(No, not really.) 😐

Sorry. I still have that habit of referring to people by their real names.

Matt ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
I thought about saying that. Then chose not to, cause I was to lazy to type it out. Also cause I knew who he was talking about.

plus, poor Liam Neeson gets ther blame for everything, and it is about time the other Liam's in the world shared some of the blame.

Man was he shit in Star Wars.

I am assuming that was rhetorical?😂😂

awesome in Batman though 🙂

Originally posted by Strangelove
Man was he shit in Star Wars.

Agreed.

I'm good with myself ✅

And I'm good with women ✅

And... had no complaints from men. (But I'm lazy so i make them do the work 😂 )

I actually though Liam Neeson's performance (and Maul) were the only upsides in Episode 1.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I actually though Liam Neeson's performance (and Maul) were the only upsides in Episode 1.

Leave it to the new George Lucas to kill off the best characters in the first film, yet allow that Gungan penis head to live on. 1970's George Lucas would not have done that.

Honestly, I suck(no jokes) at masturbation. I have rough calluses on my hands from working out so I imagine it would feel like sand paper nowadays. Also, it just feels so much better when someone else is doing it...it might be a psychological thing...but it IS better when someone else is doing it.

I could go into great details about what I do for sex and you people could judge on whether or not I am good at it, but I figure it is too "graphic" to post on this message board. To sum up, its all about my partner when I have sex...my jollies just happen incidentally. 🙂

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No, that's the "I pooped on your pillow last night!" face.

😆 😆 😆

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man o man...you are wicked cool!

I love you. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon

😆 😆 😆

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man o man...you are wicked cool!

I love you. 😐

Lies, all lies. 🙄

Originally posted by Bardock42
I actually though Liam Neeson's performance (and Maul) were the only upsides in Episode 1.