Bardock42 Elephant Blubber God of Obesity

"Bardock the Elephant God"
"Bardock42 is thy holy elephant God. We sacrifice sheep and children to satisfy his insatiable hunger. His massive mammoth form protects us from UV rays. What will KMC sacrifice to the massive Elephant God to spare us his legendary hunger?
Oh what will satisfy you, Oh Eater of Worlds ?"

"Bardock's Blubber"
"Bardock's Holy Blubber for sale. Instead of fighting in Iraq for Oil, we should be feasting on the oil which forms from burning the Holy Blubber from Bardock42. Bardock you are a Holy Ball of Blubber. Please supply for us"

"Bardock, why are you SO OBESE?"
" Bardock you must be at least five hundred pounds. You fat ass. How does anyone have sex with you ? Probably has to push up the stomach blubber rolls, all those folds of nasty fat, to get to your smelly encrusted phallis. WHY ARE YOU SO OBESE ?"

Originally posted by igay
"Bardock the Elephant God"
"Bardock42 is thy holy elephant God. We sacrifice sheep and children to satisfy his insatiable hunger. His massive mammoth form protects us from UV rays. What will KMC sacrifice to the massive Elephant God to spare us his legendary hunger?
Oh what will satisfy you, Oh Eater of Worlds ?"

"Bardock's Blubber"
"Bardock's Holy Blubber for sale. Instead of fighting in Iraq for Oil, we should be feasting on the oil which forms from burning the Holy Blubber from Bardock42. Bardock you are a Holy Ball of Blubber. Please supply for us"

"Bardock, why are you SO OBESE?"
" Bardock you must be at least five hundred pounds. You fat ass. How does anyone have sex with you ? Probably has to push up the stomach blubber rolls, all those folds of nasty fat, to get to your smelly encrusted phallis. WHY ARE YOU SO OBESE ?"

BEEF CAKE!

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm just big boned.

petpet 😛

I like the Galactus reference though.

I always felt we are brothers, if not by blood, then by power level.

Originally posted by igay
"Bardock the Elephant God"
"Bardock42 is thy holy elephant God. We sacrifice sheep and children to satisfy his insatiable hunger. His massive mammoth form protects us from UV rays. What will KMC sacrifice to the massive Elephant God to spare us his legendary hunger?
Oh what will satisfy you, Oh Eater of Worlds ?"

"Bardock's Blubber"
"Bardock's Holy Blubber for sale. Instead of fighting in Iraq for Oil, we should be feasting on the oil which forms from burning the Holy Blubber from Bardock42. Bardock you are a Holy Ball of Blubber. Please supply for us"

"Bardock, why are you SO OBESE?"
" Bardock you must be at least five hundred pounds. You fat ass. How does anyone have sex with you ? Probably has to push up the stomach blubber rolls, all those folds of nasty fat, to get to your smelly encrusted phallis. WHY ARE YOU SO OBESE ?"

ban1

Originally posted by Bardock42
I like the Galactus reference though.

I always felt we are brothers, if not by blood, then by power level.

SSJ Bardock No. 42

Bardock's figure is the envy of all anorexics.

😮

Someone is tttly JEELOS. mhm

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
ban1

I love that...i don't know why it's just an awesome smiley.

Originally posted by igay
"Bardock the Elephant God"
"Bardock42 is thy holy elephant God. We sacrifice sheep and children to satisfy his insatiable hunger. His massive mammoth form protects us from UV rays. What will KMC sacrifice to the massive Elephant God to spare us his legendary hunger?
Oh what will satisfy you, Oh Eater of Worlds ?"

"Bardock's Blubber"
"Bardock's Holy Blubber for sale. Instead of fighting in Iraq for Oil, we should be feasting on the oil which forms from burning the Holy Blubber from Bardock42. Bardock you are a Holy Ball of Blubber. Please supply for us"

"Bardock, why are you SO OBESE?"
" Bardock you must be at least five hundred pounds. You fat ass. How does anyone have sex with you ? Probably has to push up the stomach blubber rolls, all those folds of nasty fat, to get to your smelly encrusted phallis. WHY ARE YOU SO OBESE ?"

Smiter, was nice to have you back, now gtfo

Originally posted by Phucked Up
BEEF CAKE!

I'll admit this post made me laugh for real.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'll admit this post made me laugh for real.

-AC

shock

I just had visions of Bardock screaming "Beef Cake!" in the Cartman style, but like a tourettes patient.

-AC

Originally posted by igay
"Bardock the Elephant God"

How does that make you feel though, someone you describe as "blubber" and "obese", yet still manages to pull a pretty (albeit young) girl, while you have to be content with sitting home and masturbating to your father's circa 1982 VHS porno?

Bardock might have bashed me in the past and voted me as a stupid member.......But I am a warm heart and I did not vote to make Bardock look bad since two wrongs never make a right. Of course, all the baiters in KMC go that low to do such a thing (*cough*GDFtrolls*cough) which make them alot more immature than I am.......and i'm only 16. 😉

I think this thead should be CLOSED! 🙂

Originally posted by JacopeX
Bardock might have bashed me in the past and voted me as a stupid member.......But I am a warm heart and I decided not to vote against anyone since two wrongs never make a right.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Bardock might have bashed me in the past and voted me as a stupid member

he was just acting in an objective manner....i mean....you are factually stupid

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'll admit this post made me laugh for real.

-AC

And so begins the end of the world 😛