Bardock42 Elephant Blubber God of Obesity

Originally posted by Schecter
he was just acting in an objective manner....i mean....you are factually stupid

Originally posted by JacopeX
Please prove in project format that I am stupid. The only restriction is what I type does not count since of course I am a horrible poster. It's like calling some with bad hand writing a retarded person. Many geniuses had bad hand writing. 😂

Please prove I am not emperor of the world.

Just one restriction, all evidence against me being supreme ruler of this world doesn't count.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Please prove I am not emperor of the world.

Just one restriction, all evidence against me being supreme ruler of this world doesn't count.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Please prove in project format that I am stupid. The only restriction is what I type does not count since of course I am a horrible poster. It's like calling some with bad hand writing a retarded person. Many geniuses had bad hand writing. 😂

well i guess everyone was wrong because you said "project format".

while im impressed that you took the time to proofread (to prove that you are a 'genius'😉 you overlooked the fact that 'handwriting' is one word. spellcheck can't fix stupid.

Originally posted by Schecter
well i guess everyone was wrong because you said "project format".

while im impressed that you took the time to proofread (to prove that you are a 'genius'😉 you overlooked the fact that 'handwriting' is one word. spellcheck can't fix stupid.

And as long as you know what I have typed, it should not be a problem. Or are you using my typos as a way to insult me? I am not looking for any type of hostility, Schecter.

i voted blubber for the hell of it awesome

Originally posted by Schecter
well i guess everyone was wrong because you said "project format".

while im impressed that you took the time to proofread (to prove that you are a 'genius'😉 you overlooked the fact that 'handwriting' is one word. spellcheck can't fix stupid.

Hey, lets not turn this thread into a Jacope bashfest. It's about me being Galactus' equal...and I wouldn't want that to be closed on the grounds that Jacope is a bit peculiar and you a very, very angry white man.

Galactus is the "Eater of Worlds".

Bardock is the "Eater of.......schnitzel",

Yeah. I threw in a German joke. F*ck off.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Why don't you ever use capital letters in the beginning of your sentences or after a period? Too good for that?

i believe in conserving energy

Originally posted by JacopeX
Becuase i'm too good for the spellcheck I guess. 😉

if by 'good' you mean 'stupid', then i agree.

Originally posted by JacopeX
And as long as you know what i have typed, it should not be a problem. Or are you using my typos as a way to insult me? I am not looking for any type of hostility, Schecter.

a typo is a mistake in typing. you wrote "hand writing" twice, so it was obviously not a typo, but rather one of the many swish cheese holes in your cumulative education.

Originally posted by igay
😮

Bye happywave

Originally posted by Impediment
Galactus is the "Eater of Worlds".

Bardock is the "Eater of.......schnitzel",

Yeah. I threw in a German joke. F*ck off.

It was quite refreshing. German joke not involving poop are quite rare these days.

Originally posted by igay
"Bardock the Elephant God"
"Bardock42 is thy holy elephant God. We sacrifice sheep and children to satisfy his insatiable hunger. His massive mammoth form protects us from UV rays. What will KMC sacrifice to the massive Elephant God to spare us his legendary hunger?
Oh what will satisfy you, Oh Eater of Worlds ?"

"Bardock's Blubber"
"Bardock's Holy Blubber for sale. Instead of fighting in Iraq for Oil, we should be feasting on the oil which forms from burning the Holy Blubber from Bardock42. Bardock you are a Holy Ball of Blubber. Please supply for us"

"Bardock, why are you SO OBESE?"
" Bardock you must be at least five hundred pounds. You fat ass. How does anyone have sex with you ? Probably has to push up the stomach blubber rolls, all those folds of nasty fat, to get to your smelly encrusted phallis. WHY ARE YOU SO OBESE ?"

Well I must say...this is a little too far,

Bardock and I may have had our differences...but he really is a decent guy.

and he is not obese...he is 6ft 4 and full of muscle...cause he comes from a land down under...where women glow and men plunder...and also ea socks like you for breakfast 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Bardock42
It was quite refreshing. German joke not involving poop are quite rare these days.

I was going to throw in a scheisse joke, but I didn't want to be that predictable.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Well I must say...this is a little too far,

Bardock and I may have had our differences...but he really is a decent guy.

and he is not obese...he is 6ft 4 and full of muscle...cause he comes from a land down under...where women glow and men plunder...and also ea socks like you for breakfast 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm 6'3" and full of muscle....covered by fat.

I am 6ft 2 and full of muscle covered in more muscle...covered in lotion...makes my muscles all shiny...yeah 😮‍💨

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I am 6ft 2 and full of muscle covered in more muscle...covered in lotion...makes my musles all shiny...yeah 😮‍💨

Arnie? is that you 😛

Originally posted by Schecter
i believe in conserving energy

if by 'good' you mean 'stupid', then i agree.

a typo is a mistake in typing. you wrote "hand writing" twice, so it was obviously not a typo, but rather one of the many swish cheese holes in your cumulative education.

But does misspelling "Handwriting" make you an idiot really? Because for a person who does not use spell check at all, I'm doing very good. 😉

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Arnie? is that you 😛

Damn it...puny internet...it knows who I AM!😐

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