Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha, shall we leave it at that? Don't worry, no one will remember this tomorrow, except the people that already think you are a douche anyways.
Haha, you didn't realize that whilst you were satirizing me, I had previously satirized you during our whole debate. I win again. 😄
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yup. I will take this as an "apology accepted".
Since you never asked for it, I will post what I was going to PM you.
I made this thread for a few reasons.
1. I REALLY did just get gas and paid $53 for a full tank for a friggin' Honda so I wanted to point out that I pissed about that.
2. I was using descriptive writing as an ode to Rages Remorse and the threads he posts in the OTF because I think he awesome. Read some of the posts he has made in the OTF about his "real life" and you will "see what I did there".
3. I was having fun with the fact that I never directly stated what "rape" meant. I wanted to see what people would say...not to say "lol, idiots" but to see if the pervs would make this thread nasty again.
4. I was satirizing rape stories because I am a bastard like that.
All of those points WERE the conscious intentions of my post.
Also, point #7.
Whether or not you chose to recognize this...I was trying to be subtly erotic with these sentences...as though I enticed the raping on myself through my actions...satirizing the point some chauvinists make that women bring rape upon themselves. (Yes, a "going against the grain" type of satire in a satirical post.)
"I notice that my gas light was on so I decided to stop by the Shell gas station close to my home.
I got out of my car, used my card to activate my gas pump, and proceeded to fill my car full of gas."
I edited what I posted above because it was a bit too obvious that I was trying to be erotic and seeing as this was the OTF, it would have been spotted at the drop of a hat.
Capisce?