a new bf

Started by JacopeX6 pages

Howdy? 馃槵

who r u

I am JacopeX, and I still use a plunger even when I take a piss.

And who are you? 馃檪

im leafpelt the hottest girl around but to fine for u

Then why don't I feel the presence of a HAWT GURL? 馃槵

Sorry, i'm taken. But it's nice to meet you. 馃槈

guess what im taken too so bac off o tell ur gf i feel sorry for her

No, my Girlfriend asked me out. Aha. 馃槃 And no, I only came here for the lulz. 馃槀

Why so hostile today?

It's all for lulz.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
It's all for lulz.
YAY! 馃ぃ

Originally posted by Leafpelt
hey r there any guyz here cuz im single and been single for the longest time well thank u all 4 ur advice i sure will use it
Originally posted by Leafpelt
guess what im taken too so bac off o tell ur gf i feel sorry for her

Hmmmm...........

You got failed by jacope......... dammmnnnnn...

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
You got failed by jacope......... dammmnnnnn...

馃槓

I have done it a million times. Pft. 馃檮

I'm just so underestimated.

Originally posted by JacopeX
I have done it a million times. Pft. 馃檮

I'm just so underestimated.


Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera...鈥滷ax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera...鈥滿emo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera...鈥滷ax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera...鈥滿emo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
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Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Leafpelt
guess what im taken too so bac off o tell ur gf i feel sorry for her

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!!1RFGFFvv

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I just use limewire.

Does anyone in here know what grammar is?

She's the mother of my mother?

Originally posted by dadudemon
She's the mother of my mother?

No I will not shit in your panties, dude. How many times do I have to tell you?