Originally posted by Kelly_BeanThat was so unfunny, I wanted to blast myself with a gun.
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera...鈥滷ax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera...鈥滿emo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
You are useless. GTFO. 馃槈