lol assassination

Originally posted by Schecter
check out the turd i laid this morning

i need more fiber in my diet, obviously

Is that you?

no, it just came out of my ass

Originally posted by Schecter
no, it just came out of my ass

You're like a polaroid. So you press a button and you produce a picture? I bet you're in demand for "pass"port snaps.

Originally posted by Mr. Love
You're like a polaroid. So you press a button and you produce a picture? I bet you're in demand for "pass"port snaps.

😆 pitt_sock

naaaa, i just had to run and get my camera after laying that epic turd

Originally posted by Schecter
naaaa, i just had to run and get my camera after laying that epic turd

I get it you laid him? He's your boyfriend?

if i was gay im sure my tastes would be beyond a bald little fat man like that. then again he has some flabby squeezable titties. could have fun with those.

Originally posted by Schecter
if i was gay im sure my tastes would be beyond a bald little fat man like that. then again he has some flabby squeezable titties. could have fun with those.

Lol, who is that guy then. Do you just post random pictures?

Originally posted by Mr. Love
I get it you laid him? He's your boyfriend?

Why would you care? After all, it's not you, or is it? 😱 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Why would you care? After all, it's not you, or is it? 😱 😆

Nahh, it's not me.

Originally posted by Mr. Love
Nahh, it's not me.

Then I suggest you stop convincing everyone that it is. 😉

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Then I suggest you stop convincing everyone that it is. 😉

Hey, if someones convinced about something nothing anyone else can say will change there minds.

or just push them titties together and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

Originally posted by Mr. Love
Hey, if someones convinced about something nothing anyone else can say will change there minds.

But you are acting like someone is offending you. 🙄

Originally posted by Schecter
check out the turd i laid this morning

i need more fiber in my diet, obviously

Definately looks like a "14 stone" turd. The majority of it's mass seems to be centered right at the middle, did you have to bite down on something when the zenith of it's girth was passing your anal sphinctors?

it felt like i was giving birth to ralph cramden

Originally posted by Robtard
Definately looks like a "14 stone" turd. The majority of it's mass seems to be centered right at the middle, did you have to bite down on something when the zenith of it's girth was passing your anal sphinctors?

Do you reckon this is the same guy? He looks a lot more than 14 stone.

Originally posted by Mr. Love
Do you reckon this is the same guy?

Could be the same turd, there are several similarities. Ask Schector, he's the one who passed it, he's more intimate with it.

Originally posted by Robtard
Could be the same turd, there are several similarities. Ask Schector, he's the one who passed it, he's more intimate with it.

He looks huge...... His arm is bigger than his neck. wtf?

Originally posted by Mr. Love
He looks huge......

The turd looks to be composed of mostly fatty based foods, very little protein was used in it's creation. Thanks for the side shot though, you can really see how most of it's gelatinous mass is indeed concentrated in the middle.