Dating Ideas

Started by dadudemon6 pages

Originally posted by DigiMark007
I also think I'm a better chef than I actually am, then "improv" and screw up a lot of stuff.

But yeah, it can be fun.

You can replace the word "chef" and put in just about anything else...when it comes to being a man. 😆 shhhh, don't tell the ladies that we admit that we aren't experts at everything: they've been tellin' us that for years now. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Yeah RJ...Screw you you shallow ******* 😠 😂

Thanks again AC, maybe just watch a movie then if it feels right, I will take her out and spend about 200 quid on a stupid amusement park 😆

I aint shallow, I am just saying that women have certain expectations and if you dont meet them, hasta.

yup
hanuts

At the very least, if you are gonna do the whole hang out at home thing, cook her a nice dinner, maybe get some roses for her. And CLEAN YOUR CRIB, especially the bathroom.

And make sure it's a date movie, not Transformers 2.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I aint shallow, I am just saying that women have certain expectations and if you dont meet them, hasta.

Correction here:
Not all women are like this. Problems can be solved after the first date, or at least talked about.

Originally posted by Salem07
Correction here:
Not all women are like this. Problems can be solved after the first date, or at least talked about.
Not all women, but most are.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Yeah RJ...Screw you you shallow ******* 😠 😂

Thanks again AC, maybe just watch a movie then if it feels right, I will take her out and spend about 200 quid on a stupid amusement park 😆

Yeah, it's never about money, honey.

Well, for real women.

It's about how big the penis is.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
At the very least, if you are gonna do the whole hang out at home thing, cook her a nice dinner, maybe get some roses for her. And CLEAN YOUR CRIB, especially the bathroom.

And make sure it's Transformers 2, not a date movie.

Fixed.

biscuits

Originally posted by lord xyz
It's about how big the penis is.

Nahh.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And make sure it's a date movie, not Transformers 2.

Depends on the girl...

Originally posted by Selphie
Yeah, it's never about money, honey.

Well, for real women.

You dont have to spend boocoo $$$ to take a girl out. It'smore about showing them you know how to treat a lady.

First impressions are a mother.

So my list has failed me. Or rather, life has. I promised something fun for my date tonight and promptly went to the list and found a bunch of potential stuff to do.

Plan A, cook for her. Great. Just need some supplies from the store...
...and when I wake up, I don't have a car. My sister's in in shop and she took mine. I won't have one until tonight, which actually means I'm mooching a ride for the date as well.

Plan B, was actually a picnic with the food I was going to make. Scratch that.

Plan C, go for a walk in a park after the picnic. Damnit. K, we can still do this...
...until I walk outside and it's about 25 degrees colder than yesterday. No park walks. Too cold.

Plan D, Stargazing. Same problem. Woot.

Plan E, I know this place where you pick out your food and prepare it yourself. Sounds like fun...
...except they only do it during very specific hours. And obviously not during my date.

Plan F, desperation time. Bike to a local shop and rent some movies. Hop on my bike. The winter was not kind to it. Can't ride it until I get some basic service done on it.

Plan G, bowling with friends, maybe??...
...who are either MIA, or seeing Indiana Jones (which we've both already seen).

So I'm stuck at home with about 40 minutes until she's supposed to call me. And I get to inform her that we're ordering pizza and watching a movie from my personal collection while my mom pay bills and does paperwork in the next room. Or dinner and a movie, after promising something "different." Exciting stuff friends, exciting stuff.

😐

take her to the zoo....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
take her to the zoo....

No. Car.

Also no local zoo ( 313 ).

"Hey hun, could you drive us to the zoo? I promise the 15 minutes we spend there will be worth the $40 in gas money."

It's bad enough that I'll have to ask her to drive to pick up the pizza with me once she arrives.

Fortunately, I'm accepting my diabolical bad luck and just turning it into irrational exuberance. It might be a crappy date, but god damnit you won't know from looking at me.

haermm

...it's a new-ish girl too. If we were established I wouldn't be so worried. Hopefully it will make a funny/sad enough anecdote that she'll feel bad and like me anyway.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
No. Car.

Also no local zoo ( 313 ).

"Hey hun, could you drive us to the zoo? I promise the 15 minutes we spend there will be worth the $40 in gas money."

It's bad enough that I'll have to ask her to drive to pick up the pizza with me once she arrives.

Fortunately, I'm accepting my diabolical bad luck and just turning it into irrational exuberance. It might be a crappy date, but god damnit you won't know from looking at me.

haermm

...it's a new-ish girl too. If we were established I wouldn't be so worried. Hopefully it will make a funny/sad enough anecdote that she'll feel bad and like me anyway.

no, remember in Rocky 1 when that guy is talking to Rocky about taking Adrian out?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no, remember in Rocky 1 when that guy is talking to Rocky about taking Adrian out?

Oh. Missed the reference. Damn.

😮

I did realize it was a joke, though, not a serious suggestion.

"Retards like the zoo, Rock, take her to the zoo." 😂

...and now she's not even calling. It's been long enough that I start to get the "stood up" feeling.

My day has basically been the poster child for epic fail.

😐

I'z likes ta trow a berger down her troat anz den hit it doggy style yo!