the reviews are coming in

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Rrrrrrrright.

😄

Its all part of the plan.

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(Another shot of my smiley, but in the distance)

I better get my binoculars.

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(My distant smiley looking at the cinema screen being awed by a completely awesome Alien prequel in a few years)

But alas... it was the trailer preceding Bay's TF3...

............... /

*Audience pushes screen over as they make their escape as the main picture starts.*

*explosion when screen hits the floor... Bay does it again*

(.......

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*Outer doors to cinema bulging as the folks have to break their way out in stricken terror and panic*

*huge metal robots surfing on tsunamilike waves come in blasting every one away + more explosions)

At least then, their suffering would be over.

They prolly won't die... just lie there wounded witnessing Bayxplosions.

Noooooooooooooooooo....

What a way to go...

What a way NOT to go...

Well.. quite.

IMagine that.... a horror movie idea in it's own right.

A new form of the "torture porn" genre.

Quite... I see a market.