the reviews are coming in

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I agree.

It failed to like up to the heights achieved at the top of Caninefondler and Tailfockers creative partnership.

But it was nice of them to show up at the Razzies receiving their awards from Tammy Nobackentry.

While critically acclaimed, she never really held the attention of the male fans.

Olivia Paintersin had much the same problem in 1995 on the release of "River of blood".
The excellent screen pairing with Ted O'Violencefist was just sadly academic at that point.

Was that the sequel or prequel of 'Sea of Blood', directed bij Ronald Rubberthrob?

Yes. It was the Prequel.

"Ocean of blood" is being worked on as we speak and should see release in early 2012. Rubberthrob's legacy being continued in the director's chair this time by Doug McStinkhole, (who of course we know from 'Silent Mashing II' and "Tyrannosaurus Rectum: The Anus Beast"😉

Alan Fu-ckheimer producing.

Gorehole Flubinski turned down that gig.

Bet he kicked himself.

So did George Ruckass.

Spinct wanted that job but blocked off at the last minute.

(Spinct Terlacterator....you remember him....He was at Bob Murdereroftheelderly's conference party last June...)

Was he the guy in the slughtered chicked suit? With Alice Throatslit as his pretty date?

Thats the guy. They made a cute couple. Alice is in "Orafice Management" next year with Adrian Clawhammerinmuff.

That'll be her 1st outing since the fan favorite 'Lady with the teeth in her minge IV.'

That one was great, I loved that one. I look forward to Episode V with Jennifer Skinmybody.

Ive always liked Skinmybody.
Ever since the Oscar runaway "Rectal Apocalypse III"

(1988 - Best lighting: Douglas Smegmacrustpizza
(Best sound mix: Elizabeth Railwayspikeinthorax)
(Best visual effects: Richard Facesmashincardoor.)

Since then Skinmybody's being involved in any new works always guarantees my interest.

Like playing opposite academy award winner Lester Drinkingboilingoilmakesmedance.

Lester always delivers a great Kineticism.

Compulsive, riveting viewing.

His manic yet controlled energy is what made the Endurance trilogy
(Dir: Peter Brokenglasssmashedviolentlyintoanorrifice) such a joy to behold.

Infact...reminiscing on that makes me wonder what happened to cinematographer Dennis Bludgeonababycruelywithabludgeoningmallet.

His work was truly epic, and surely its only a matter of time before we see some fresh output from this master.

I hear he's in a development stage of another hush-hush project with director Ridley Scornthatbasterdbeforetheskinningstarts.

Really? Thats awesome.

"Violence of the blood sausage" was a real memorable debut.

Every actor must dream of getting scripts like that movie had,
and to get a director of Scornthatbasterdbeforetheskinningstarts' calibre too....

The world hadn't seen dialogue handled like that since Edward Starvedratletupatubeupthebottomsotherateatstheinnards in "Summer romance blooms"

Well, it was his debut. Three mutant gophers eating the intestines of the girl was a particluarly good find. However, Starvedratletupatubeupthebottomsotherateatstheinna
rds has had a long career of mostly outstanding gore movies. I wondering if Scornthatbasterdbeforetheskinningstarts is a one timer or a stayer... Seems like he's trying to get Throughfueldownthroatandlightit for the lead role.

Ive always admired Throughfueldownthroatandlightit and what she did for the "They nailed my boobs to the counter with a..." series. She could be an excellent lead prospect for Scornthatbasterdbeforetheskinningstarts.

Yup... we have lots to looks forward too.

Next week the excellent tv series 'Slaughter with a Chruch Spire' will be released on Blue Ray. Finally, Reginald Sowpenistoear's classic series will be in my possession.