Nazis make better villains than Soviets.

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Ground control to Major Tom.

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

Commencing countdown, engines on

Check machetes and may Kurtz's love be with youuuuu

Machete check... now what? Scream "Free at last"?

This is ground control to Charlie Sheen...We knew you'd shit your spleen..
All the papers want to know who's drugs you share,
Now its time to leave the capsules if you dare...

Why? He's on a roll? Or do you want to join him?

Pointless....He must learn in his own way...

I will join him if he looks like hes f***ing up....
But for now hes doing great...

He is...

✅

I fear though that we will have to start invading other planets for their drugs.... as soon, thanks to Sheen, the earth will soon be barren.

Well, we can always kill him, dry him and sell his crumbled remains as dope. People will explode.

😂

Holy shit you neededn't even kill him...Just smoke him anyway:
He probably wouldnt notice.

No human being could take a joint of pure Sheen....
Sheen goes through 7 gram rocks just like that cause thats how a winner rolls.

And there can be only one.

Drying is to prevent the earth from exploding.

It may be too late for that.

Sheen is a powerful transdimensional warlock.

This means we're all screwed.

He is... soon he will rule us all.

Free Machetes for everyone!