Oh man, I have to poo so bad.

But I'm at work and I'm too lazy to go poo. 😬

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
But I'm at work and I'm too lazy to go poo. 😬

Seriously, I carry "Charmin freshmates adult flushable wipes" with me everywhere I go.

I wipe the toilet set down and wipe/dry it down with toilet paper and then start my serious business. You can poo just about anywhere if you are prepared...no fear of shitty toilets.

I crapped already once today at work and I feel another one brewin'. 😐

Edit- Yes, I wipe my ass with what is equivalent to adult baby wipes. STFU..I like a clean un-shitsmell ass.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Seriously, I carry "Charmin freshmates adult flushable wipes" with me everywhere I go.

I wipe the toilet set down and wipe/dry it down with toilet paper and then start my serious business. You can poo just about anywhere if you are prepared...no fear of shitty toilets.

I crapped already once today at work and I feel another one brewin'. 😐

Edit- Yes, I wipe my ass with what is equivalent to adult baby wipes. STFU..I like a clean un-shitsmell ass.

Nothing wrong with adult wipes, they get the cornhole cleaner than just toilet paper.

ok, this is...bar none...the worst thread ever. being too lazy to move your bowels is grounds for justifiable suicide.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
But I'm at work and I'm too lazy to go poo. 😬

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Nothing wrong with adult wipes, they get the cornhole cleaner than just toilet paper.

hmm That's what I think...but people make fun of me for it all the time.

To each his own.

Hold your shit until sunrise.

Oh what a feelin'

Originally posted by McLovin
Hold your shit until sunrise.

Oh what a feelin'

Why? Your mom has a perfectly good chest... 😕 😕 😕

Originally posted by dadudemon
Why? Your mom has a perfectly good chest... 😕 😕 😕

She said you preferred elephants.

Originally posted by McLovin
She said you preferred elephants.

Lies...I can't shit up that high.

ya nub....

i think ddm is ready to take his compulsive dick sucking to the next level

Originally posted by Schecter
i think ddm is ready to take his compulsive dick sucking to the next level

😆

just a tad disturbing that you know where to find stuff.

I hear you swallow too.

Originally posted by McLovin

I hear you swallow too.

Only if its extra salty and warm.

its hot and satisfying, and you know this all too well

Originally posted by Schecter
its hot and satisfying, and you know this all too well

but....how do YOU know? That's right...Backfire (his name has more than one meaning?)

😐 There are too many dicks in this threads.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
😐 There are too many dicks in this threads.

Well you're a pussy so you should be right at home.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
😐 There are too many dicks in this threads.

Both figuratively and literally. 😐

oh listen to that. the deafening sound of infinitely powerful sucking...the great funny-vacuum that is ddm. all that was left was the sound of one lonely chirping cricket who somehow survived the catastrophe. listen...

*chirp chirp*

*chirp chirp*