Oh man, I have to poo so bad.

Originally posted by Schecter
oh listen to that. the deafening sound of infinitely powerful sucking...the great funny-vacuum that is ddm. all that was left was the sound of one lonely chirping cricket who somehow survived the catastrophe. listen...

*chirp chirp*

*chirp chirp*

nope...that's the sound of your chair squeaking as you wack your little weiner to some more animal penis. doped

Originally posted by McLovin
Well you're a pussy so you should be right at home.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
How would you know? You wouldn't know a pussy if it pissed in your face.

Never had a pussy piss in my face before.

Do you enjoy pissing in people's faces?

Originally posted by McLovin
Never had a pussy piss in my face before.

Do you enjoy pissing in people's faces?

Originally posted by dadudemon
nope...that's the sound of your chair squeaking as you wack your little weiner to some more animal penis. doped

i love when you cry your eyes out, eek out a lame gag, and post a smilie. it makes me cum so hard.

Originally posted by Schecter
i love when you cry your eyes out, eek out a lame gag, and post a smilie. it makes me cum so hard.

Make him lick it up like he did the elephants.

Originally posted by Schecter
i love when you cry your eyes out, eek out a lame gag, and post a smilie. it makes me cum so hard.

😆

Happy to oblige...I'm one of the few internet fluffers that will finish you off. 🙂

Um........

Wow 😐

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Um........

Wow 😐

You're just jealous because all you got to do today was kiss large boobs...what a loooooser. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
You're just jealous because all you got to do today was kiss large boobs...what a loooooser. 😐

You are a very demanding individual 😐

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
You are a very demanding individual 😐

Yeah, I agree.

He loves teh cock.

Originally posted by McLovin
Yeah, I agree.

He loves teh cock.

I'll say nothing 😐

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I'll say nothing 😐

I'm sure you were surprised.

It's ok, bro. You can tell us he had a vagina.

that would be MAMMAL penis.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
You are a very demanding individual 😐

Daaamn dude...it is hard as hell to tell when someone is serious or not...

Just it case, I was joking about the loser thing...it was my way of saying you had a kick ass day and you are far from a loser. From now on, you can pretty much bet on myself being sarcastic or perverted in some way.

Poop.....I love that word.

lmao

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
lmao

Are you laughing because you thought poop was food?

Kumqwat!!!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Are you laughing because you thought poop was food?

shut up!

I was laughing cuz he said poop