Why didn't the Soviets go after the Ark?

Ultravox

A-Ha.

Dexy and the midnight runners

Roberto Jacketti and the Scooters (Dutch band, I always loved that name)

Anal c**t.

(German punk band, Ive always loved the over the topness of that name.)

hehehe

Scorpions

Michael Schenker

Paula Abdul

The cartoon cat she duetted with.

Opposites attract... I liked that actually.

Indeed. That one.

Yeah... I heard she was very short.

She was shagging Simon Cowell.

He had her upper legs taken off and sewn on to him above his knees and below his own upper leg, so his extra high trousers could be achieved.

(The last bit might not be true)

Sounds credible though.

Highest waistband on earth. Fact.

Any higher, and it would be a scarf.

A hat.

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And this: :

😉

What's the point of the Ark anyway? I never noticed it doing anything but melting people.