Why didn't the Soviets go after the Ark?

Started by Sadako of Girth38 pages

Palpatine's retort was more elaborate. 😛

The old rambling fool. And see where he ended up.

Everything had proceeded as he had foreseen it.
Everything had transpired according to his design.

(One must logically conclude that he LIKED impacting into the bottom of reactor shafts, whilst being on fire, then. 😛 )

My point exactly. 😂

Everything comes crashing down like I have foreseen... (just like the PT)

The only logical explaination springing to mind, is that as the force shifted from Dark back to the light, the Sith were sideblinded in the same manner that the Jedi were in TPM/AOTC before the Sith took over the joint.

Errr.... come again?

To explain my theory: Imagine the force is like a pendulum.

Pre Phantom Menace: Force in balance for like a thousand years

TPM: The force in flux, starting to lean to the darkside.
The jedi get caught out by the Sith, as the bias of the force starts to affect the Jedi.

AOTC: The lean continues. So much so now, that Yoda and Mace consider telling the senate that the lean to their ability to use the force has diminished. The Jedi now seem pretty blind to the massive sith plot under their nose..

ROTS: The swing to the dark side is fully done. The Jedi are screwed, all the force advantages have been with the sith, Yoda can do bugger all and goes into hiding.

18 years of darksidey galaxy history later, the force seems to start to lighten up.

ANH: The 1st flicker of light as Obiwan begins training Luke.
Alderaan is destroyed then so too is the deathstar.

ESB: As the shift back to the light side continues Palpatine is less powerful and cannot see Vader's plot to overthrow him with Luke etc

ROTJ: Light side bias wins out when Palps is so blinded that he didnt see the old reactor shaft trick coming and Galactic peace is restored.
The pendulum then settles somewhere in the middle and balance is bought about.

How deep of you. You almost make Lucas sound like a genius.

It does make sense though.

Glad to not sound entirely like a gibbering baboon... 😛

Not entirely, no...

No......... 😖hifty:

No.

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