Star Wars plug in INDY 4!

But you are a movie fan though, right...? 😛 Its a classic gag from Predator.

Oh crap... I totally missed that one. And I so recently watched that movie again.

And now for something completely different.

*cues Exploding Zoo animals sketch.*

Its the start of a Micheal Bay movie.

Yep. One with has the title and intended subject matter of "Gandi: The life and times." So being a Bay production, naturally in addition to the exploding zoo animals, the story with be told through the eyes of two young lovers in their early twenties who live in LA and are holidaying in India who save India almost singlehandedly with occasional help from the US Military who save those pesky natives and that funny looking bald bloke with the glasses from their own un-American incompetance..

Wow... Oscar material! It has the depth and spirituality of Attenborough's Ghandi, but now without the mushy and very fictional non-violence approach. At least a reality version of the Ghandi story, what really happened.... Ya know, Bay is finally getting the hang of movie making. And I'm sure in the end the two lovers dress up in sheets and want to live the life of the indigenious Na'vi...err... Indians.

The climactic scene where Shia LeBeouf's character calls in the air strike on the British forces montaged with the finally enraged Gandi beating Winston Churchill and 6 bodyguards with his bare fists announces that the determination to overide old boring inaccurate, obsolete world history has prevailed in hollywood at last.

And then they will follow it up with a sequel

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Originally posted by Kazenji
And then they will follow it up with a sequel

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HAHAHA!!! The hand through the stomach was ace

Hahahahahaaa!!!!! Excellent!!!! Yes thats exactly the sort of Shaft-type theme he should have, too..!

Whats next for Micheal Bay?

THat is: Ghandi I, II, III and GHandi IV 3D.

Originally posted by queeq
THat is: Ghandi I, II, III and GHandi IV 3D.

Then he'll re-release Ghandi I on blueray and in 3D...and then all the subsequent sequels

DVD rerelease of Gandi 1 in 3d would allow way more visual depth and scope to the entrails and explosions. Especially when he karate chops that Nun's head off towards the camera.

Gandi's use of the twin Nunchuku will look even more kinetic and even more epic in that format too.

THe extreme close shot panning his bald skull will do wonders to the up close experience of such a legendary character.

they have to have a "coming out of the screen" scene where ghandi punches a crook right through the stomach and the guts and gibs come at the audience

You're both right. All will be visible trademarks that will be duplicated in many poor imitation movies to come.

Like they will in Avatar 3.

I hope they can redesign the cat people look.