Originally posted by quanchi112Your excuses suck harder than a Vietnamese prostitute. 🙂
Do you know the circumtances to which the Surfer engaged Dracula? I never read the Black Panther thing but it sounds like Firelord pis.Drax was created specifically to kill Thanos and this was explained over and over. Thanos had his back turned. Context. Thanos was at his weakest then and was shocked that Warlock came back. Context.
Sgirl isnt canon but it happened off panel anyways. Context.
Darkseid's showings are the norm not just some low showings. he is a top tier. Supes beat him now Orion did. They just physically dominated him on panel. 🙂
Lulz at Thanos being transmuted because he was shocked.crylaugh.
Being killed by a weak ass Drax who was Thanos's silver bulllet, is worst than Darkseid being killed by a Orion.....which was prophecy of the f#cking Source....not only that, but it's been shown that Ds let Orion kill him...which is what always happens whenever Orion defeats him. 🙂
Lol, at the Squirrel Girl incident. The Watcher said himself that she defeated him. F#ck, it doesn't matter how she won, aslong as it was on her lonesome, it was a low showing none the less....to add insult to injury, he had a power up. 😆
Here's a list of Darkseid's feats.
He one shotted the powerful Earth angel
Killed H/p Doomsday with the Omega beams
Depowered Secret
Restored Mary Marvels Black Mary powers
Amped Granny Goodness to levels beyond an entire Greek pantheon
Embarassed Eclipso
One shotted Hank Henshaw
Provided 1/5 of the power needed to destroy a universe
Pwned the crap out Infinity man twice
Created Stayne
One shotted Lobo
One Shotted Agogg whom stomps on Orion and Lightray
Pwned the Legion of superheroes
Provided 1/2 the power needed to break through the source wall
One shotted Wonder Woman with a back hand
Amped Kalibak beyond Orion's strength levels
Created a Reality or Dimension of some kind(this was just an avatar)
One shotted Orion, Firestorm, and Mister Miracle
Powered Mantis who defeated pre-crisis Dr. Fate, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern
Is beyond Spectre's ability to kill
Powered a statue that had more power than Apokolips uses in a year(and Apokolips has planet busting weaponry)
Creates a construct on earth while stuck in another dimension
One shots pc Mordru
One shots pc Validus and powers him(who happens to be the strongest character ever made)
One shots a pc Controller
Mind raped 3 billion Kryptonians
One shotted pc Monel
One shotted pc Superboy and Supergirl
Hardens time around the powerful Godwave Ares.
Powers Brimstone
recreates the pc Parasite from a universe
Manipulates several beings through out the Dcu, via playing with chess pieces(he's done this twice btw)
Low showings.
Gets beaten By Superman
Gets Beaten by Superman in a pure slugfest
Is beaten by Orion(which wasn't even a low showing)
Gets beaten by a sun amped Supes(which isn't a low showing)
Gets a Batkick
See how many low showings he has compared to his highs? They don't even make up one third of his overall performance. To claim that he's weak based off a few measly bad showings, is utterly ridiculous on your behalf. 🙂 Every f#cking character made has low showings, some even that makes Ds at lowest, look like Superman written by Jeph Loeb. 😆