Top 10 Worst Lines to Say in Bed

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Top 10 Worst Lines to Say in Bed

10. It’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!

- Frankenstein

9. You’ll shoot your eye out.

- A Christmas Story

8. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

- The Fly

7. I’ve been slimed.

- Ghostbusters

6. Show me the money.

- Jerry McGuire

5. Bring out the Gimp.

- Pulp Fiction

4. Say hello to my little friend.

- Scarface

3. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

- The Wizard of Oz

2. Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

- Planet of the Apes

1. That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

- Babe

11. IT'S YOU AND ME TANNER'S SISTER.

- lol

12. "Can someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"

- Star Wars: A New Hope

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"Cant even raise an eyebrow, let alone that"

"You came in that thing?"

-Star Wars

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OH BARDOCK!!!! 😂

"what is that?"

"Now that's funny!"

"****in' hell, do you always walk around with this in your pocket? "

-Lock Stock n two smokin barrels

"where we're going.... we dont need roads"

"SHIIIIIIIIT!!!"

"oh yeah bill....wait....your Ted"

"MEAT GROUP!!!!!!"

"is it in yet?"
or brandon's sister inlaw sack
"it's like throwing a hotdog down the hallway"

"Don't make me destroy you..."

- Darth Vader

"i am your father"

darth vader

"Can I make your nipples hard with some ice?"