Top 10 Worst Lines to Say in Bed

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can"

- Fight Club

"A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?"

-Boondock Saints

"He's only a kid Harry. We can take him."

"Keep the change, you filthy animal."

Home Alone.

For her to say: "I used to be a guy."

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Originally posted by chillmeistergen
"He's only a kid Harry. We can take him."

"Keep the change, you filthy animal."

Home Alone.

"I don't want to sleep with Fuller. You know about him, he wets the bed. He'll pee all over me, I know it."

Home Alone.

"PENIS!!!! PENIS!!!! BIG ****ING ERECT PENIS MOM!!!! PEEEEEEEEENIS!!!! PEEEENIS!!!!"
-Born on the Fourth of July

"Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more!"

Home Alone.

"It's a nice night for a neck injury."

"Whoa! What a hole!"

"Oh yes. I've worked all the kinks out. 'Solid as a rock."

"Remember, if this makes the papers, we're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits!"

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York.

"Off with his head!"

-Alice in Wonderland

EDIT: "I say, you'll never get dry that way."

"Monkey head. Monkey head."

Dunston Checks In.

"flippin sweet!"

- Napoleon Dynamite

"Joe I'm not your sister, we can do it agian.."

"..."

"Joe what's wrong?"

"I just.. I can't..."

"Look will it help if you think I'm your sister agian?"

- Joe Dirt