For 10 billion dollars? · The Off-Topic Forum

Southern_Rebel Modern Day Drifter

For 10 billion dollars?

Could you set your nuts on top of a cinder block...take a hammer and smash one of your testicles with it as hard as you can?

taft that guy

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Rogue Jedi Restricted

dude.

Phucked Up Senior Member

Originally posted by taft
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WEEGEE

ragesRemorse Senior Member

can the hammer be hollow and made of thin plastic?

George Foreman my grills > you

gooze fraba?

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Originally posted by ragesRemorse
can the hammer be hollow and made of thin plastic?

or saran wrap? haermm

Southern_Rebel Modern Day Drifter

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
can the hammer be hollow and made of thin plastic?

lol...no, it's a real hammer. Think about it though...you will experience major pain right afterwards..if it doesn't cause you to black out...but, you'll be set for life...and with that kind of money, you could buy you another nut..lol.

The question is...could you swing the hammer yourself...or would you need someone else to do it?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
lol...no, it's a real hammer. Think about it though...you will experience major pain right afterwards..if it doesn't cause you to black out...but, you'll be set for life...and with that kind of money, you could buy you another nut..lol.
The question is...could you swing the hammer yourself...or would you need someone else to do it?

I'd wanna get drunk as sin and have Tired Hiker swing the hammer. 😄

ragesRemorse Senior Member

Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
lol...no, it's a real hammer. Think about it though...you will experience major pain right afterwards..if it doesn't cause you to black out...but, you'll be set for life...and with that kind of money, you could buy you another nut..lol.
The question is...could you swing the hammer yourself...or would you need someone else to do it?

yeah, but the thought of my nut exploding, under extreme force, kind of distorts visions of me livin it up on a boat full of whores. Actually, mashing my nut with a hammer hardly seems worth the reward of a boat full of whores.

dadudemon Senior Member

Re: For 10 billion dollars?

Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
Could you set your nuts on top of a cinder block...take a hammer and smash one of your testicles with it as hard as you can?

That's a rather easy choice, imo.

I would smash my shit in a second for 10 bil.

I'd be a "one balled bastard", though.

Scythe The Goat

Yes, because I have robo ballz and one of them is the Matrix, guess which one!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!MATRIX!!!!!111!!

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I'd have Scythe swing the hammer, make sure the job is done right.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

I guess the obvious answer is yes....but MAN would that ****ing hurt.

chillmeistergen Restricted

Definitely.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

I don't think I could do it myself. I'd make the guy offering do it for me.

Scythe The Goat

Couldn't you pay for reconstructive surgery afterwards? Get new balls?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Definitely.

care to swing my hammer?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Scythe
Couldn't you pay for reconstructive surgery afterwards? Get new balls?

I don't think it matters what you do afterward, the point is smashing one of your own balls would be excruciating pain that I'm sure few could even imagine.

chillmeistergen Restricted

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
care to swing my hammer?

I'm rather worried that this may be a euphemism.