For 10 billion dollars?

Started by Rogue Jedi3 pages

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I'm rather worried that this may be a euphemism.
Care to grab a hammer and crush my left nut with it?

Another option, instead of busting your nut with the hammer...would be to take a drill with a half inch drill bit...and bore it down into your piss hole and make it wider.....for the same amount of money.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I don't think it matters what you do afterward, the point is smashing one of your own balls would be excruciating pain that I'm sure few could even imagine.

Damn. I'm bettin' I could probably stand it, I mean if I withstood forty fractures at once, then thise could be nuttin'

....

Ahaha, nuttin'

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I'm rather worried that this may be a euphemism.

Hahaha

Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
Another option, instead of busting your nut with the hammer...would be to take a drill with a half inch drill bit...and bore it down into your piss hole and make it wider.....for the same amount of money.
how far down?

I kind of like that option better. The "piss hole" is a less sensitive part of the body than the balls.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Care to grab a hammer and crush my left nut with it?

I'd be delighted to.

Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
Another option, instead of busting your nut with the hammer...would be to take a drill with a half inch drill bit...and bore it down into your piss hole and make it wider.....for the same amount of money.
nope.

Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
Another option, instead of busting your nut with the hammer...would be to take a drill with a half inch drill bit...and bore it down into your piss hole and make it wider.....for the same amount of money.

What is your major malfunction, partner?

Or have the prongs to a 220 dryer cord surgically attached to your balls...and when you wake up...you have to go to the 220 outlet and plug yourself in...for the same amount of cash..lol

As far as the drill bit...you have to go atleast 7 inches down.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
What is your major malfunction, partner?

lol...oh, nothin'...just bored...and feel like askin' stupid questions

Electrocuting myself sounds the best out of all of them. I'd probably do that for £100,000.

Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
Or have the prongs to a 220 dryer cord surgically attached to your balls...and when you wake up...you have to go to the 220 outlet and plug yourself in...for the same amount of cash..lol

As far as the drill bit...you have to go atleast 7 inches down.

That's pretty deep for most guys, 4 inches of cockles, then 2 inches past it while still in the urethra.

Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
Or have the prongs to a 220 dryer cord surgically attached to your balls...and when you wake up...you have to go to the 220 outlet and plug yourself in...for the same amount of cash..lol
every day? phuck that.
As far as the drill bit...you have to go atleast 7 inches down.
phuck that.

Anyone who would do that is a moron.

I'll take my nuts and the life experience, thanks.

I would hammer my nut for 10 billion dollars,

first I would get a load and buy allsorts of drugs that would numb the pain,

then when I get my 10 billion I would buy a new nut.

Nah, unless you up the ante to 100 billion dollars..

Originally posted by Barker
Anyone who would do that is a moron.

I'll take my nuts and the life experience, thanks.

yeah, but for 10 billion?

There is a reason why a man is normally constituted with 2 testicules. They each produce a certain amount of testosterone. If one is crused and out of function, the other will produce more, but not to equal measure as if you had the 2. This creates problematic in the body, goign sometimes to a change of voice and sexual appetite.

Furthermore, some people in the world has been reported dying because of the excrutiating pain that can occur when smashing your testicule in an unnatural way.

So no, I would not smash my testicule for that much money, and would rather live with the joy of earning it in a more decent way.

Amen.

Originally posted by Mandos
There is a reason why a man is normally constituted with 2 testicules. They each produce a certain amount of testosterone.

And other things...

Edit- I also think that I read somewhere where they did a study that test levels were brought back to normal levels without an exogenous source.

Originally posted by Mandos
sometimes to a change of voice

No.

Originally posted by Mandos
and sexual appetite.

Correct. In both men and women, libido is directly influenced by testosterone.

Originally posted by Mandos
Furthermore, some people in the world has been reported dying because of the excrutiating pain that can occur when smashing your testicule in an unnatural way.

No. They die from other things such as blood clots, infection, internal bleeding, just simply loss of blood, etc.

However, do you have a link? I'm open to a changed perspective.

Originally posted by Mandos
So no, I would not smash my testicule for that much money, and would rather live with the joy of earning it in a more decent way.

Right, because 10 billion dollars can in no way assist with hormone replacement therapy?

Basically, what you were saying in your whole post is you are too much of a wuss to smash your nut and you've erroneously (partially) justified your postion.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I'd be delighted to.
I'll even split the money with you. 😄

Originally posted by dadudemon
And other things...

Edit- I also think that I read somewhere where they did a study that test levels were brought back to normal levels without an exogenous source.

No.

Correct. In both men and women, libido is directly influenced by testosterone.

No. They die from other things such as blood clots, infection, internal bleeding, just simply loss of blood, etc.

However, do you have a link? I'm open to a changed perspective.

Right, because 10 billion dollars can in no way assist with hormone replacement therapy?

Basically, what you were saying in your whole post is you are too much of a wuss to smash your nut and you've erroneously (partially) justified your postion.

And from what I've seen you're taking it too personal.

Perhaps you want to share some life experiences of why you've become an ass. Perhaps a testicule smash?