Things you've done under the influence but would never do sober..

Started by Kelly_Bean3 pages

Things you've done under the influence but would never do sober..

Well?

Mine would have to be what I just did this past Friday night/early Saturday morning. Right across the highway from the music center where we saw Cruefest is a campground where we stayed at that night. On the music center premisis there is a large pond-type area with a small dock that is very off limits and we would've got arrested if we got caught in it. It's kind of down-ways because of a hill sloping on two different sides (one of them being where the exit/entrance is to the music center and the other is the actual highway). I was so out of it that I, and the 4 guys, got naked and swam for 20-30 minutes in this disgusting ass water that I am so afraid to think of what diseases I may have as I type this up, lol. Not to mention that right up above the hill a tour bus was exiting and my wild imagination gets me to thinking that that was Motley Crue's bus and it would've been hilarious if Vince Neil just happened to be looking out the window and saw our naked asses just standing on the dock or swimming down in the water. hanuts
I NEVER would've done this if I were sober.

last week when I was at a club and lost my t shirt,

wouldn't of happened if I was sober😂

Sleep with people i don't even know...... wait i do that sober too. mmm

Originally posted by Leo.M
Sleep with people i don't even know...... wait i do that sober too. mmm

one time while intoxicated someone bet me $50 that I wouldnt take my shirt off and run down main street, well I did it, but seeing as I have bad luck I ran into a cop, and received a ticket for indecent exposure. The cops around here do not have a sense of humor 😂

Never been drunk or anything srug

One time I got drunk and told my best friend that I loved him 12 times.

But I wouldn't say it again because that would be unlucky.

Yes, that's what I was thinking.

Errm, loads of stuff.

I once didn't know what to talk to a taxi driver about, so I lied and convinced I was a jockey.

Danced like i was Michael Jackson before he went weird

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well?

Mine would have to be what I just did this past Friday night/early Saturday morning. Right across the highway from the music center where we saw Cruefest is a campground where we stayed at that night. On the music center premisis there is a large pond-type area with a small dock that is very off limits and we would've got arrested if we got caught in it. It's kind of down-ways because of a hill sloping on two different sides (one of them being where the exit/entrance is to the music center and the other is the actual highway). I was so out of it that I, and the 4 guys, got naked and swam for 20-30 minutes in this disgusting ass water that I am so afraid to think of what diseases I may have as I type this up, lol. Not to mention that right up above the hill a tour bus was exiting and my wild imagination gets me to thinking that that was Motley Crue's bus and it would've been hilarious if Vince Neil just happened to be looking out the window and saw our naked asses just standing on the dock or swimming down in the water. hanuts
I NEVER would've done this if I were sober.

Naked?

Hai 2 u. flirt

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
one time while intoxicated someone bet me $50 that I wouldnt take my shirt off and run down main street, well I did it, but seeing as I have bad luck I ran into a cop, and received a ticket for indecent exposure. The cops around here do not have a sense of humor 😂

Topless?...and you're a MILF...

Hai 2 you. flirt

I've never been under the influence of an illegal drug and I've never been drunk.

One time, I took a xanax for ADD and anxiety while at work. I only took half a bar....I got soooooooo sleepy.

The end.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Naked?

Hai 2 u. flirt

Topless?...and you're a MILF...

Hai 2 you. flirt

I've never been under the influence of an illegal drug and I've never been drunk.

One time, I took a xanax for ADD and anxiety while at work. I only took half a bar....I got soooooooo sleepy.

The end.

yes I was topless

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
yes I was topless

Pictures or it didn't happen. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
Pictures or it didn't happen. 😐

no one took pictures thankfully

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
no one took pictures thankfully

Oh yeah?

Then what is this?

...

Post last edited by Storm at 8:14 PM 07-20-2008

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh yeah?

Then what is this?

...

Post last edited by Storm at 8:14 PM 07-20-2008

😂

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
😂

That Moderater just deleted your photos...

darn, that would have been fun..

😖hifty:

Oh god, let's see..... Something I can share..... Well, once I nutted in a condom and stuck it on my friend's mom's car antenna which was there for a week.

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh god, let's see..... Something I can share..... Well, once I nutted in a condom and stuck it on my friend's mom's car antenna which was there for a week.

eeeeeeeeewwwwwww 😘

😆

Originally posted by dadudemon
That Moderater just deleted your photos...

darn, that would have been fun..

😖hifty:

🙄

sure they did

Originally posted by dadudemon
eeeeeeeeewwwwwww 😘

😆

I know, it was awkward afterwards getting a ride the entire week after that. She never noticed it their since my friend told her it was some kind of new antenna topper or some shit. I stared at it...