Originally posted by ScytheThats weak. She must of knew what it was, therefore she should have eaten it.
I know, it was awkward afterwards getting a ride the entire week after that. She never noticed it their since my friend told her it was some kind of new antenna topper or some shit. I stared at it...
Originally posted by hatredcopter
Thats weak. She must of knew what it was, therefore she should have eaten it.
Is English your first language?
I'm serious.
If it isn't, then I'll defend you when people jump your bones for having improper and confusing posts.
If it isn't, damn dude, edit your effing posts if they end up that shitty. I do it, there's no shame in it. The edit button is on the bottom right hand side of your post.
Originally posted by dadudemon
Is English your first language?I'm serious.
If it isn't, then I'll defend you when people jump your bones for having improper and confusing posts.
If it isn't, damn dude, edit your effing posts if they end up that shitty. I do it, there's no shame in it. The edit button is on the bottom right hand side of your post.
English is my second language and although I don't feel like I've mastered it, I still go back and edit posts before the 15 min timer runs out, no shame in it.
Originally posted by Scythe
Lately the flood of socks who all seem identical is seemingly making KMC less appealing...
Absolutely correct.
I had to avoid whole threads because the were socked with porn. I can't open that stuff while at work. I need to pass the time while at work...I can't do that very well when the place is flooded with butt sex porn.
😆
Originally posted by dadudemonIt isnt, so thank you very much.
Is English your first language?I'm serious.
If it isn't, then I'll defend you when people jump your bones for having improper and confusing posts.
If it isn't, damn dude, edit your effing posts if they end up that shitty. I do it, there's no shame in it. The edit button is on the bottom right hand side of your post.
Originally posted by ScytheIts very ronely. 😆
What's it like being a sock? I'm thinking, lonely, or ronely, one of those two.
Originally posted by dadudemon
Absolutely correct.I had to avoid whole threads because the were socked with porn. I can't open that stuff while at work. I need to pass the time while at work...I can't do that very well when the place is flooded with butt sex porn.
Haha, tell me about it. I bet right now, that assh*le is reading all this right now, and molesting a poor puppy.
Originally posted by hatredcopter
😆 It isnt, so thank you very much.
You're welcome, very much. Your English seems to have improved.
Originally posted by hatredcopterSo sit on your hand until it falls asleep and bate with it...it will feel like someone else. 😄
Its very ronely. 😆
Originally posted by Scythe
Haha, tell me about it. I bet right now, that assh*le is reading all this right now, and molesting a poor puppy.
Indeed. It's a travesty because his time's better spent molesting goats.
Originally posted by Scythe
Gaspity, I knew it.
LOL, I'm going to have to remember that..."gaspity!"
Originally posted by dadudemon
Indeed. It's a travesty because his time's better spent molesting goats.
Hey! I'm a goat, 'member? I'm Teh Goat, KMC's resident goat, Teh Goatman, that's me!
Originally posted by dadudemon
LOL, I'm going to have to remember that..."gaspity!"
Haha, it is funny at times, just give props to Teh Goatman.
But anyhoe, how are you today D-mon?
Originally posted by hatredcopter
Getting cyber bullied by two incest bred halfwits! How delightful! Have fun creaming over each others insults. 🍺
I...didn't insult you. 😐
Originally posted by Scythe
Hey! I'm a goat, 'member? I'm Teh Goat, KMC's resident goat, Teh Goatman, that's me!
Gaspity! You'd think that you'd like victuals tossed.... 😖hifty:
Originally posted by hatredcopter
Haha, it is funny at times, just give props to Teh Goatman.But anyhoe, how are you today D-mon?
Doing great. I'm at work. Just "bullying" some fewls over teh internetz...another day.
I haven't done anything extreme.... but while drunk I've danced on bars and a bit of pole dancing.... saying loads of random crap to people I don't know...falling asleep in my corset cos I was too drunk to untie all the complicated ribbons.... yeah nothing notable.
Oh yeah and I kissed my best friend.
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
last week when I was at a club and lost my t shirt,wouldn't of happened if I was sober😂
Originally posted by Leo.M
Sleep with people i don't even know...... wait i do that sober too. mmm
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by gefallen_engel
one time while intoxicated someone bet me $50 that I wouldnt take my shirt off and run down main street, well I did it, but seeing as I have bad luck I ran into a cop, and received a ticket for indecent exposure. The cops around here do not have a sense of humor 😂
Originally posted by Peach
Never been drunk or anything srug
Originally posted by Strangelove
One time I got drunk and told my best friend that I loved him 12 times.But I wouldn't say it again because that would be unlucky.
Yes, that's what I was thinking.
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Errm, loads of stuff.I once didn't know what to talk to a taxi driver about, so I lied and convinced I was a jockey.
Originally posted by Nivvy
Danced like i was Michael Jackson before he went weird
Originally posted by dadudemon
Naked?Hai 2 u. flirt
Topless?...and you're a MILF...
Hai 2 you. flirt
I've never been under the influence of an illegal drug and I've never been drunk.
One time, I took a xanax for ADD and anxiety while at work. I only took half a bar....I got soooooooo sleepy.
The end.
Originally posted by Scythe
Oh god, let's see..... Something I can share..... Well, once I nutted in a condom and stuck it on my friend's mom's car antenna which was there for a week.