Batman 3's Villain will be Baaaaane!

Started by Almighty Bauer18 pages

Originally posted by steverules
Hold on I gotta be the evil cop with neo so should I be the one to kill NDH with a towel? I wanna kill him with the towel 😄 I'll let you join in since I'm such a kind person...shin can...rape the body or something

No, the towel's all yours, if you're up for it. The trick's to shove it down his throat then pull it up, and his entrails with it...

Originally posted by Almighty Bauer
No, the towel's all yours, if you're up for it. The trick's to shove it down his throat then pull it up, and his entrails with it...

Sounds like fun stuff to me...what are you gonna do to him?

Originally posted by steverules
Sounds like fun stuff to me...what are you gonna do to him?
Offer him coffee (or coke, if that's the only appropriate smiley), spiked with something nasty, I'm sure. GHB or something... 😉

Originally posted by Almighty Bauer
Offer him coffee (or coke, if that's the only appropriate smiley), spiked with something nasty, I'm sure. GHB or something... 😉

Whats GHB...is it laxative? If it is I dunno if thats soo good, our virtual police headquaters will be filled with a very bad virtual smell...and then shin will have to sort it out...virtually, which I guess isn't so bad...rather him than me haermm

Originally posted by steverules
Whats GHB...is it laxative? If it is I dunno if thats soo good, our virtual police headquaters will be filled with a very bad virtual smell...and then shin will have to sort it out...virtually, which I guess isn't so bad...rather him than me haermm

It's not quite a laxitive...
It's the date rape drug. I thought it would make your job easier. 😉

Originally posted by Almighty Bauer
It's not quite a laxitive...
It's the date rape drug. I thought it would make your job easier. 😉

I'd rather he was awake for the towel thing...unless your suggesting I rape him which is something I am really not going to do 😘 Shin does the disgusting stuff

Fair enough. I'll just go for the good old laxitives then. Shin can clean it up, of course. 😈

Originally posted by Almighty Bauer
Fair enough. I'll just go for the good old laxitives then. Shin can clean it up, of course. 😈

Were you actually suggesting I rape him then? 😐 I didn't realize I came off as gay on here, my girlfriends gonna find this one rather humerous 😕 Yes shin can clear up the mess 😈

Originally posted by steverules
Were you actually suggesting I rape him then? 😐 I didn't realize I came off as gay on here, my girlfriends gonna find this one rather humerous 😕 Yes shin can clear up the mess 😈

I wasn't. I was suggesting that you were a weakling and needed the help of drugs to beat up a cuffed prisoner. 😉
And the only thing that makes you come across as a little gay is your avatar. It looks like you're over-compensating for something. 😉

Originally posted by Almighty Bauer
I wasn't. I was suggesting that you were a weakling and needed the help of drugs to beat up a cuffed prisoner. 😉
And the only thing that makes you come across as a little gay is your avatar. It looks like you're over-compensating for something. 😉

I dunno if you're insulting me or not here sly

Originally posted by steverules
I dunno if you're insulting me or not here sly
Hmm... am I? 😛

Originally posted by Almighty Bauer
Hmm... am I? 😛

Hmmm...suggesting I am weak I suppose...if you choose to use drugs on cuffed prisoners ok but I'm not weak so I'll do it the old fashion way and go with a baseball bat 😛

Originally posted by steverules
Hmmm...suggesting I am weak I suppose...if you choose to use drugs on cuffed prisoners ok but I'm not weak so I'll do it the old fashion way and go with a baseball bat 😛

😂 You can always go with the anal rape thing if you prefer. It's your call... 😉

Originally posted by Almighty Bauer
😂 You can always go with the anal rape thing if you prefer. It's your call... 😉

*sigh* Ok fine, I will beat him up...I don't wanna go anywhere near his butt... 😘 Thats shin's job, to freak them out

Hmm... I wonder if the mods will like what we've done to the thread?
And who were we torturing anyway? Is this Neo now?

Originally posted by Almighty Bauer
Hmm... I wonder if the mods will like what we've done to the thread?
And who were we torturing anyway? Is this Neo now?

Yeah it's NDH we're torturing now. The mods can't do anything to us, we're virtual cops.

Originally posted by steverules
Yeah it's NDH we're torturing now. The mods can't do anything to us, we're virtual cops.

Ah, you're right there. Is objecting to someone's use of a smiley a virtual crime now, then? And are we allowed to torture the victim?
Am I meant to question the laws of the virtual world or my own jurisdiction?

Originally posted by Almighty Bauer
Ah, you're right there. Is objecting to someone's use of a smiley a virtual crime now, then? And are we allowed to torture the victim?
Am I meant to question the laws of the virtual world or my own jurisdiction?

You can whatever you feel you want to go by. We'll make up whether it's a crime or not 😄 We are allowed to torture yes 🙂

Originally posted by steverules
You can whatever you feel you want to go by. We'll make up whether it's a crime or not 😄 We are allowed to torture yes 🙂

Ah, cool. Anyway, as much as I like being a virtual cop, I also like virtually beating Manchester Utd 10-0 on Pro Evolution Soccer, so goodbye, or whatever they say in virtual cop language...
wavey

Goodbye 🙂