So damn pissed.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I was going to go get my nose and tongue pierced today but I can't get into my car.

I bought a car Saturday and just this morning I got in at around 3 AM from working overtime and I lock the doors because I have to park in the parking lot beside my house, no room in the driveway. My keys don't f*cking work for my car. I only have two keyholes, one for the driver's side and one for the passenger's side and the key won't work for either side so now I'm locked out and I have to wait AGAIN to get piercings. I'll have to ride with Mom to work.

Angry sex?

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Angry sex?

Just not with you.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Sure! awesome

Just not with you.

You see, BH, you're not supposed to give her an option. If it's angry sex, just rape her. 😐

The question mark was just a courtesy.

I was already shirking off my pants and fishing for the hancuffs while typing that out.

😆

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
The question mark was just a courtesy.

I was already shirking off my pants and fishing for the hancuffs while typing that out.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'll shank you.

You'll shank him for his shervices?

Originally posted by Lara
😆

Originally posted by dadudemon
You'll shank him for his shervices?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
His rapeage.

That's what I mean..but I was doing word play. I was pretending that you speach problem and you say thank like "shank" so I made services become "shervices".

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's what I mean..but I was doing word play. I was pretending that you speach problem and you say thank like "shank" so I made services become "shervices".

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Nope..shank.

Bewbz or gtfo.

kthanxbye.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Bewbz or gtfo.

kthanxbye.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No,.

Originally posted by dadudemon
*rapes*

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*fart*

*smells*

No THAT was sexy. flirt

2 days ago my car was supposed to be picked up by the car dealership because the doorlocks are ****ed up and neither of m keys unlock the doors because something is wrong on the inside of the locks. No one came to pick my car up. I called back up there yesterday and they said they'd be there to pick it up so I wait 2 hours and they finally pick it up right before work and say that tomorrow (today) it will be done and that the had to have parts ordered for the inside of my locks and that it'd be done by lunch today. So I call back up there at about 1:10, about 6 minutes ago. The parts haven't been delivered yet and I STILL haven't got a ****ing car and I've been waiting for 2 ****ing days for it to be fixed. I was going to get my nose and tongue pierced but I have to ****ing keep postponing it because they won't give me my god damn car back. They just sold me the car this past Saturday. Shouldn't they have thoroughly searched and examined the car for kinks before they sold it to me? This is bullshit.

The fart game rocks! droolio

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
2 days ago my car was supposed to be picked up by the car dealership because the doorlocks are ****ed up and neither of m keys unlock the doors because something is wrong on the inside of the locks. No one came to pick my car up. I called back up there yesterday and they said they'd be there to pick it up so I wait 2 hours and they finally pick it up right before work and say that tomorrow (today) it will be done and that the had to have parts ordered for the inside of my locks and that it'd be done by lunch today. So I call back up there at about 1:10, about 6 minutes ago. The parts haven't been delivered yet and I STILL haven't got a ****ing car and I've been waiting for 2 ****ing days for it to be fixed. I was going to get my nose and tongue pierced but I have to ****ing keep postponing it because they won't give me my god damn car back. They just sold me the car this past Saturday. Shouldn't they have thoroughly searched and examined the car for kinks before they sold it to me? This is bullshit.

Maybe you shouldn't poke any holes in that gorgeous face of yours?

Finally got my tongue and nose pierced. The nose piercing hurt worse than the tongue piercing but my tongue is really, really sore now.