Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by quanchi1121,317 pages

Originally posted by focus4chumps
lives with mom- check
16 or under- check
virgin- check
fat- check.
homeschooled-suspect
You hope I'm lying but deep down I think you sense I'm telling the truth.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
lives with mom- check
16 or under- check
virgin- check
fat- check.
homeschooled-suspect

Oh, you are definitely a fatty. Also, if he's under 16, why is it embarrassing that he still lives with his parents? Your ranking makes no sense, lardass.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Also, if he's under 16, why is it embarrassing that he still lives with his parents?

Thats the question. But I think "Cause thats how bratty teens are" is a safe assumption.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Oh, you are definitely a fatty. Also, if he's under 16, why is it embarrassing that he still lives with his parents? Your ranking makes no sense, lardass.
Hes so hungry right now he can't help but make no sense.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Oh, you are definitely a fatty. Also, if he's under 16, why is it embarrassing that he still lives with his parents? Your ranking makes no sense, lardass.

thats the order of which he revealed stuff to us (with exception to homeschooling).

get mad. stamp your heels.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
thats the order of which he revealed stuff to us (with exception to homeschooling).

get mad. stamp your heels.

Eat a snickers for crying out loud.

Again, if he's under 16, why is it embarrassing that he lives with his parents? Explain.

Also, don't get too angry, Focus. You'll start sweating bacon grease all over the place.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Again, if he's under 16, why is it embarrassing that he lives with his parents? Explain.

Also, don't get too angry, Focus. You'll start sweating bacon grease all over the place.

I hope he finds the candy under his bed. Kid is all over the place.

Dude probably has a mattress made of Snickers, which his mother has to reknit every week because he keeps eating it.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Again, if he's under 16, why is it embarrassing that he lives with his parents? Explain.

never said that. illiterate much?

stamp your stripper heals.

If him living with his parents isn't embarrassing, why did you list it? Surely "16 or under" would mean parental residence anyways, but it seems you reallywanted to get the "lives with parents" in there, no matter how pointless and irrelevant it is.

Butthurt before reason, the Focus4chumps way.

Originally posted by Lestov16
If him living with his parents isn't embarrassing, why did you list it? Surely "16 or under" would mean parental residence anyways, but it seems you [i] realizes[/]i wanted to get the "lives with parents" in there, no matter how pointless and irrelevant it is.

Butthurt before reason, the Focus4chumps way.

cool rage story but still i never said that 🙂

get madder for being called on your obvious lie.

ruin your mascara with delicious tears.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
never said that. illiterate much?

stamp your stripper heals.

You are making a jackass of yourself. Shake your Pom poms.

ok but i factually never called it a list of embarrassing things. its obvious slander to assert that i did. normally i would take offense but you ladies are having a rough week. pms

Originally posted by focus4chumps
ok but i factually never called it a list of embarrassing things. its obvious slander to assert that i did. normally i would take offense but you ladies are having a rough week. pms
Get something in your belly, fattie.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Get something in your belly, fattie.

Did that work for you with all those gallons of Van Zan/Khan semen..?

(I'd say 'no', because of your rage related lack of concentration, your misremembering of facts total non-recognition of truth and having to google anything that happened before the year 2003)

OK, Focus. You say it's not an insult. I believe you. Just don't enter my vicinity please. You're talking about how my tears are "delicious", like you're some kind of pervy rapist and I'm certain you're a registered sex offender. Just stick to your Mommy blow-up doll, and leave us normal folks alone, please?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Not true at all. I'd guarantee they are hotter than anyone you've ever been with.

I'll act as a third party. My e-mail address is not secret (I put it in my profile).

E-mail a picture of your girlfriend or link me to the facebook page. I promise not to share the photo with anyone but I'll vouch for her beauty (or lack thereof) and tell them you were right.

No, I will not try to contact her or anything like that.

My guess is that she's a solid 7 out of 10.

Originally posted by Lestov16
OK, Focus. You say it's not an insult. I believe you.

good, so we both agree: you were wrong.
its not up to you to believe me. its up to the fact that i never said it.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Just don't enter my vicinity please.

self important much?

i'll post where i please. and while i will not solicit you for your tears, i will always accept them gratefully. 🙂

DDM is going to fap to that picture every night until he dies, even while he's having sex.