Off Topic Circle Jerk

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'll act as a third party. My e-mail address is not secret (I put it in my profile).

E-mail a picture of your girlfriend or link me to the facebook page. I promise not to share the photo with anyone but I'll vouch for her beauty (or lack thereof) and tell them you were right.

No, I will not try to contact her or anything like that.

My guess is that she's a solid 7 out of 10.

Originally posted by dadudemon

My guess is that she's a solid 7 out of 10.

Allowing for..... inflation? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Did that work for you with all those gallons of Van Zan/Khan semen..?

(I'd say 'no', because of your rage related lack of concentration, your misremembering of facts total non-recognition of truth and having to google anything that happened before the year 2003)

i heard its possible to aquire fake pics on the internet. some kinda hacker thing.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Allowing for..... inflation? 😖hifty:

lol

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Allowing for..... inflation? 😖hifty:

I want rob to send a pic of his wife so DDM can weigh in.

Originally posted by Lestov16
OK, Focus. You say it's not an insult. I believe you. Just don't enter my vicinity please. You're talking about how my tears are "delicious", like you're some kind of pervy rapist and I'm certain you're a registered sex offender. Just stick to your Mommy blow-up doll, and leave us normal folks alone, please?

I don't think he is. In the real world, he is too afraid of confrontation much less something like assault. He's just a big ol' teddy bear, IRLs. He's a great employee, too: does his boss' work while she often takes all the credit. You should cut him some slack.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
i heard its possible to aquire fake pics on the internet. some kinda hacker thing.

lol

Originally posted by focus4chumps
good, so we both agree: you were wrong.
its not up to you to believe me. its up to the fact that i never said it.

self important much?

i'll post where i please. and while i will not solicit you for your tears, i will always accept them gratefully. 🙂

Please don't rape me. Please. I'm not even afraid of the sex. I'm afraid that when you get on top of me, you'll crush me like the Boulder from Raiders of the Lost Ark. I don't think my body can support someone who weighs a metric ton.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I don't think he is. In the real world, he is too afraid of confrontation much less something like assault. He's just a big ol' teddy bear, IRLs. He's a great employee, too: does his boss' work while she often takes all the credit. You should cut him some slack.

ah the last refuge of the emotionally retarded on the internet:

Originally posted by quanchi112
Pm me and I can show you the ex and the last girl I dated who was much younger but hot as shit.

Done.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Allowing for..... inflation? 😖hifty:

lol

I was hoping someone would pick up on my "7 out of 10" joke but yours is better.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I want rob to send a pic of his wife so DDM can weigh in.

I've already seen his wife and I am friends with her on Facebook. She's not bad. Not bad at all. I can honestly say Robtard married up. 🙂

Originally posted by focus4chumps
ah the last refuge of the emotionally retarded on the internet:

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are trying to hard.

You are ragetyping TOO hard.

Must be all that anal pain, and crying.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are trying to hard.

Agreed. Me saying he's nice and timid, IRL, is somehow me saying I'm a tough guy*. focus logic...which is oxymoronic.

*Lawd knows I'm a tough guy, anyway. 313 estahuh

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You are ragetyping TOO hard.

Must be all that anal pain, and crying.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You are ragetyping TOO hard.

Must be all that anal pain, and crying.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Agreed. Me saying he's nice and timid, IRL, is somehow me saying I'm a tough guy*. focus logic...which is oxymoronic.

*Lawd knows I'm a tough guy, anyway. 313 estahuh

ddm you have too much residual butthurt. ❌

Originally posted by quanchi112
Dont be mad I bang hotter chicks.

When..you stick your vagina into a KFC bucket..?

If Saddie ordered Focus to jump off a bridge, Focus wouldn't just say "How high?" He would say "Yes, sir. Would you like me to do anything else, sir?"