Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Lestov161,317 pages

A frighteningly accurate portrait of myself:

Now get on your knees and give me a blowjob so you can earn your salvation, Rob. These balls aren't going to suck themselves....

Nope. Now go make your poopy in the right place.

It's not wise to insult God incarnate, son, especially when you're trying to earn salvation. Now make with the sucky sucky...

Originally posted by Lestov16
A frighteningly accurate portrait of myself:

Now get on your knees and give me a blowjob so you can earn your salvation, Rob. These balls aren't going to suck themselves....

Dude you are going straight to hell.

Finally saw A Good Day to Die Hard. I see what all the McClane nut riding is about now. This dude can survive ANYTHING. Are they just going to continue with the son now?

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Dude you are going straight to hell.

There is no hell, only a multi-dimensional continuum 🙂

Originally posted by juggerman
Finally saw A Good Day to Die Hard. I see what all the McClane nut riding is about now. This dude can survive ANYTHING. Are they just going to continue with the son now?

Nope. They're making DH6, supposedly the last one for Willis. Die Hard 6: Die Hardest, said to take place in Japan.

The rumors are the writer(s)/director might tone it down and bring it back full circle for a nice close, instead of upping the absurdity as we've seen in DH4 and DH5.

I like the escalation of the threat with each film, but the problem is McClane's indifference to the violence, whereas the entire appeal of his character was his panicked reaction to it. I loved LFoDH, like when McClane gave the speech to Farrell saying he didn't want to do this but he had to, and even at the end, with everything he tanked, he was pushed to his physical limit to defeat the bad guy. That was not the case in AGDTDH, where he had no physical limit, and was basically Superman who had no problem doing anything. They should have made DH5 a White House invasion and made DH6 some kind of MI4-style nuclear doomsday plot. But that's just IMO.

sell cvv good and fresh to all country

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So

Spoiler:
Xavier is alive
and
Spoiler:
he's teamed up with Magneto
. Two words: Phuck and Yes 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
So
Spoiler:
Xavier is alive
and
Spoiler:
he's teamed up with Magneto
. Two words: Phuck and Yes 🙂

damn you!! you ruined the movie, now I don't have to spend $13 dollars tomorrow.. 😄 😂 😂 😂 😂

Keep your money where it belongs: Tucked in a stripper's cleavage 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
So
Spoiler:
Xavier is alive
and
Spoiler:
he's teamed up with Magneto
. Two words: Phuck and Yes 🙂

Time travel cancels out all wrongs.

If only life was so simple.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Keep your money where it belongs: Tucked in a stripper's cleavage 🙂

well i have dated strippers.. lololololol

Robtard giving you the world's most disgusting lapdance does not count as stripping. I'm sorry.

This queer.

Originally posted by Robtard
This queer.

lestov, i hope you dont consider me to be compliant in robtard's biggotry toward your lifestyle.

why are mexicans so homophobic, anyway?

A combination a Catholicism and Machismoism is my guess.

a potent mix.

so.. Ted v. Stan Smith or Roger from American Dad?? lol

Originally posted by focus4chumps
lestov, i hope you dont consider me to be compliant in robtard's biggotry toward your lifestyle.

Why would I consider you homophobic? You've given me a blowjob every hour on the hour for the past 3 weeks.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
why are mexicans so homophobic, anyway?

"You can't come out of the closet when you're behind a fence"
- Benjamin Franklin