Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Lestov161,317 pages

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
[B]BUT I CAN MAKE THAT JUDGMENT BECAUSE I HAVE WATCHED 24 FROM THE VERY FIRST EPISODE TO THE LAST

Jack has always sought out help from CTU especially Chloe whom Jack trusts with his life

Sadako may or may not have watched the show but he is DEAD/SPOT ON WITH WHAT HE IS SAYING REGARDING BAUER [/B]

What has Jack required help for that McClane would not need help with, and what has McClane done by himself that Jack could not by himself?

Originally posted by Lestov16
What has Jack required help for that McClane would not need help with, and what has McClane done by himself that Jack could not by himself?

The car chase in Russia.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You all deserve to die.

I cannot be killed 😛

Originally posted by Lestov16
when I get back from my BBQ, I'm going to have to give you a good memory refreshment about Bauer the Great.

no need as I everything there is to know..

Originally posted by Lestov16
What has Jack required help for that McClane would not need help with, and what has McClane done by himself that Jack could not by himself?
Originally posted by Silent Master
The car chase in Russia.

thank you Silent Master

I shall return a little later once i eat about 5 plates of food.. 😄 yap on the phone and go on facebook

Indeed. The physics defied there were staggering. But what has Bauer needed help with that McClane wouldn't

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
i shall return a little later once i eat about 5 plates of food.. 😄 yap on the phone and go on facebook

That sounds like a very fulfilling and fun evening. I'm jelly.

Originally posted by Lestov16
You can't make that judgement because you've never seen the show,
You're [b]lying again.

only heard over-exaggerated tidbits of what Rob (who has barely seen the show himself) said. Thus, your opinion on the matter is irrelevant. I'm sorry that nothing you say matters 🙂

You know nothing, evidently.

So yea. I'm going to put Matt Hunter as the best Norris character. [/B]

Whatever, lady. You speak from ignorance and butthurt, enjoy your bed of lies, liar.. (Everyone can be wrong...its their privilege, ...but your are abusing the f**k out of it.
Its ok though: Misrepresentation is all you have.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That sounds like a very fulfilling and fun evening. I'm jelly.
Guyanese curry. Nothing like it 🙂

Originally posted by dadudemon
That sounds like a very fulfilling and fun evening. I'm jelly.

definitely it was

Originally posted by Lestov16
You can't make that judgement because you've never seen the show, only heard over-exaggerated tidbits of what Rob (who has barely seen the show himself) said. Thus, your opinion on the matter is irrelevant. I'm sorry that nothing you say matters 🙂

So yea. I'm going to put Matt Hunter as the best Norris character.

I've seen about a 3rd into Season 5, which is more than half of the series and you know this, so you're lying.

As far as your "over-exaggerated" claims, you're the one who consistently has made boosted claims about Bauer (eg remember your whacked claims about Bauer in the Chinese consulate and your claims about Bauer taking down a helicopter), only to have them slapped down after I've seen the scene you've boosted.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker

thank you Silent Master

That car incident was under very specific circumstances. If the flatbed wasn't coincidently passing for McClane to drive his car on (AKA blatantly rip off the opening scene of The Transporter), he would have crashed his car into the asphalt below and died.

Originally posted by Lestov16
That car incident was under very specific circumstances. If the flatbed wasn't coincidently passing for McClane to drive his car on (AKA blatantly rip off the opening scene of The Transporter), he would have crashed his car into the asphalt below and died.

You've already admitted that Jack couldn't duplicate the Russia feat, no sense crying about it now.

He probably couldn't, because there wouldn't be a flatbed coincidently passing under him.

That's the thing. It's not a feat. It's just a fortunate set of circumstances. McClane didn't arrange that flatbed to be there. It was pure dumb luck.

Originally posted by Lestov16
He probably couldn't, because there wouldn't be a flatbed coincidently passing under him.

That's the thing. It's not a feat. It's just a fortunate set of circumstances. McClane didn't arrange that flatbed to be there. It was pure dumb luck.

I get that you're upset that McClane performed a feat that Jack can't duplicate, but you need to get over it.

Originally posted by Lestov16
That car incident was under very specific circumstances. If the flatbed wasn't coincidently passing for McClane to drive his car on (AKA blatantly rip off the opening scene of The Transporter), he would have crashed his car into the asphalt below and died.

Considering McClane had minutes prior walked away from a much worse crash (rolling the Unimog); only to get hit by a car (Mercedes ML500) and was seemingly okay, there's no reason to believe a crash off an overpass would kill McClane.

Bauer couldn't do it with or without the trucks though, which is the point, he's not cartoony enough.

Originally posted by Lestov16
He probably couldn't, because there wouldn't be a flatbed coincidently passing under him.

That's the thing. It's not a feat. It's just a fortunate set of circumstances. McClane didn't arrange that flatbed to be there. It was pure dumb luck.

^And that was a pure dumb post, sorry...

McClane is a master of taking control of his environment.
Like a physics bending Jackie Chan, in that regard.

He even made large amounts of salt water materialise from your tear ducts too, by the looks of it......!

I'm drunk.

I love all of you losers.

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I doubt I need to remind anyone, but all KMC Rules and Regs still apply here.

Even the ones about bots? 😉

Originally posted by Impediment
I'm drunk.

I love all of you losers.

awermm

Gay.