Off Topic Circle Jerk

I remember when some Christian douche came to my HS preaching WBC style homophobic bullshit. Every kid leaving the school mocked him in turn.

Originally posted by Impediment
I swear if another Christian knocks on my door and invites me to a worship service or tries to hand me a pamphlet I'm gonna strip down butt naked and squawk like a chicken while chasing them down the street.

2 weeks ago tomorrow Jehovahs came to my door and invited me to Jesus' second coming. I said I was busy cos of Game of Thrones.

I was buying wolf of Wall Street when some guy beside me in line handed me one of those "Jesus Loves You" pamphlets and I proceeded to crumple it into my back pocket and continue with the check-out. I am wondering if the movie had anything to do with it? Lol whatever.

Originally posted by Robtard
2 weeks ago tomorrow Jehovahs came to my door and invited me to Jesus' second coming. I said I was busy cos of Game of Thrones.

You should have said, "You got me at a bad time. I was drinking and gambling the other night and I lost bet. So I am about to have gay sex with a Satanic gigolo. Wait, do you want to watch?"

But I was busy cos of GoT.

Originally posted by Robtard
2 weeks ago tomorrow Jehovahs came to my door and invited me to Jesus' second coming. I said I was busy cos of Game of Thrones.

You love all of those soft, floppy wieners on screen, don't you?

Originally posted by Impediment
You love all of those soft, floppy wieners on screen, don't you?

Are you thinking of the show Spartacus? That was dick-galore. There's not all that many penises on GoT.

See, I didn't notice that, but you did.

You meat gazing man toilet.

You were probably too busy being throat-****ed by a rhino to not notice the dick-fest that was Spartacus then. Only logical scenario.

No, no, no.

My wife was wearing a strap on, you imbecile.

Get your facts straight.

Probably Count Dooku's sabre

I have that one, yes.

The hilt is gorgeous.

Originally posted by Robtard
Are you thinking of the show Spartacus? That was dick-galore. There's not all that many penises on GoT.

Calm down

You're the one scanning cable for penises.

Originally posted by Robtard
Are you thinking of the show Spartacus? That was dick-galore. There's not all that many penises on GoT.

wish you'd quit going on about how you loved sparticus.

Originally posted by Robtard
Calm down

Originally posted by The Spleen
You're the one scanning cable for penises.

Don't be envious that I have cable.

He didn't deny it thus proven.

Originally posted by Robtard
Don't be envious that I have cable.