Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Robtard1,317 pages

Fair enough; with his sloped shoulders and overall frail body, Quanchi would likely need the element of surprise to bring down his prey.

Chris Hansen regards Quan as "the one who got away"

Everywhere I look..............

Quan has his work cut out for him. All the dating websites refuse to post his profile. Effectively, he has been banned from meeting women on-line. Even Facebook had to rewrite its stalker policies based on Quanchi sharing public images of his magic wand and forwarding them to thousands of unsuspecting women, who all filed a class action lawsuit against Facebook for allowing such filth to transpire.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, huh Quan?

Originally posted by Impediment
Everywhere I look..............

Stop looking in the mirror

/burnedyou

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Quan has his work cut out for him. All the dating websites refuse to post his profile. Effectively, he has been banned from meeting women on-line. Even Facebook had to rewrite its stalker policies based on Quanchi sharing public images of his magic wand and forwarding them to thousands of unsuspecting women, who all filed a class action lawsuit against Facebook for allowing such filth to transpire.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, huh Quan?

It's been a while since Quan broke out the Candy Van. But desperate times, man.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
right. we should not let this escalate or you'll be forging messages from me and sending me more PM e-toughguy nonesense.

K. You didn't even address the content of my post. I win, again. 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Quan is technically correct. There's a difference between chasing girls and ambushing them from a dark alley.

Originally posted by Robtard
Fair enough; with his sloped shoulders and overall frail body, Quanchi would likely need the element of surprise to bring down his prey.
Originally posted by Lestov16
Chris Hansen regards Quan as "the one who got away"

Germany tried to annex C. Waltz, so they'd finally have something worth talking about.

Originally posted by Robtard
Stop looking in the mirror

/burnedyou

b0209

Now look who is butt-hurt.

I need to penetrate my wife, then I'll be in a better mood.

Pics or it didn't happen

Originally posted by Impediment
I need to penetrate my wife, then I'll be in a better mood.

Me tooSorry to hear about that, bro.

I'm hittin' this.

And she let's me go anal from time to time.

Patron Silver and limes are needed, though.

Originally posted by Impediment
I'm hittin' this.

And she let's me go anal from time to time.

Patron Silver and limes are needed, though.

Probably be more often if you got some proper lube, cos I question the lubricity of tequila and lime juice.

Look.............I spit twice onto her Cheerio and then I massage it for, like, ten seconds.

Enough lube and love given.

Never knew you were such a romantic.

Now if I can just persuade her to give me that blumpkin...............

Offer to give her one first?