Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Tattoos N Scars1,317 pages
Originally posted by Impediment
Now if I can just persuade her to give me that blumpkin...............

Quan can give ya some pointers!!

"talk about harry potter. kids love harry potter" -quan

Originally posted by Lestov16
Chris Hansen regards Quan as "the one who got away"
We all know who can't get away.

All tied up to a bus and nowhere else to be. You call her mommy.

😂

Originally posted by Robtard
Fair enough; with his sloped shoulders and overall frail body, Quanchi would likely need the element of surprise to bring down his prey.
You obviously haven't seen my rather muscular athletic frame, make believe married guy.

Ps. I never took your wife to Denny's you idiot. She doesn't exist.

🙂

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Quan has his work cut out for him. All the dating websites refuse to post his profile. Effectively, he has been banned from meeting women on-line. Even Facebook had to rewrite its stalker policies based on Quanchi sharing public images of his magic wand and forwarding them to thousands of unsuspecting women, who all filed a class action lawsuit against Facebook for allowing such filth to transpire.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, huh Quan?

This would describe you but you're too busy fish in' and watch in' rasslin.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're pretty petite yourself and those sloped shoulders are telling. But what does that matter when your GF is make-believe, she loves you regardless 👆
Whatever you say, kid.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
you should both consider suck-starting a rifle.
Was this a pm meant for Robbie ?

I bet you feel awful right about now.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Quan is technically correct. There's a difference between chasing girls and ambushing them from a dark alley.
Oh go watch your mama. Do your job.

Originally posted by Impediment
I'm hittin' this.

And she let's me go anal from time to time.

Patron Silver and limes are needed, though.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You obviously haven't seen my rather muscular athletic frame, make believe married guy.

Ps. I never took your wife to Denny's you idiot. She doesn't exist.

🙂

I've seen the pic of you that was posted; you have sloped shoulders and a petite frame. It is what it is, sorry if you don't like that about yourself.

You sound upset again 🙂

Originally posted by quanchi112
You obviously haven't seen my rather muscular athletic frame, make believe married guy.

Ps. I never took your wife to Denny's you idiot. She doesn't exist.

🙂

Dude, Napoleon Dynamite looks buff compared to you.

quanchi saw Transcendence recently. Now you need to match up Ohio major city showtimes with missing children reports to triangulate his location.

Originally posted by Robtard
I've seen the pic of you that was posted; you have sloped shoulders and a petite frame. It is what it is, sorry if you don't like that about yourself.

You sound upset again 🙂

Completely incorrect. I have rather muscular shoulders. Why just make things up ? Oh right, make believe marriage.

You are just delusional. You need to stop in order to change. Do it for your make believe family.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Completely incorrect. I have rather muscular shoulders. Why just make things up ? Oh right, make believe marriage.

You are just delusional. You need to stop in order to change. Do it for your make believe family.

Now you're claiming the pic of you that was posted is a lie. Whatever helps with your self image, sloped-shoulders-man 👆

Originally posted by Robtard
Now you're claiming the pic of you that was posted is a lie. Whatever helps with your self image, sloped-shoulders-man 👆
I am saying I have muscular shoulders regardless of what you claim to see. In closing quit making things up, fatty.

Quan, out of curiousity, who are the top 5 posters you've feuded with on KMC over the years?

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am saying I have muscular shoulders regardless of what you claim to see. In closing quit making things up, fatty.

Was that maybe an old pic? Cos your shoulders in the pic that was posted are sloped and clearly not "muscular".

Originally posted by Robtard
Was that maybe an old pic? Cos your shoulders in the pic that was posted are sloped and clearly not "muscular".
Which pic are you talking about ? Not that it matters much since I've had muscular shoulders for years. I find this rather funny your new angle is slipped shoulders from the guy too cowardly to post any pics of himself.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Quan, out of curiousity, who are the top 5 posters you've feuded with on KMC over the years?
hmmm, let me think on it because they all usually cave sooner or later. I'll put together a top five soon.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Which pic are you talking about ? Not that it matters much since I've had muscular shoulders for years. I find this rather funny your new angle is slipped shoulders from the guy too cowardly to post any pics of himself.

"Slipped shoulders"? Your anger has you slipping again, watch it. Anyhow, the one that Lestov posted in here and you raged over.

You're wearing a white shirt with some sort of emblem on the right. It that pic, you have a petite frame and sloped shoulders, sorry, but it is what it is.

I find it rather flattering that you're trying to get me to post pics of myself again, slopy 🙂

Lets all be friends🙂

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Lets all be friends🙂

We are 🙂